#incorrect clone quotes

[convolutedblasphemy]

Echo: Hey, what are you doing?

Tech: I have taken a venture into the fascinating world of bad coping skills.

Echo: Really? What bad coping skills did you do?

Tech: Oh, not me.

Hunter: He is observing Crosshair.

Crosshair: Can't you just let me down my whiskey in peace????

Tech, looking at Crosshair:

Tech, starts scribbling:

Crosshair: THE FUCK ARE YOU WRITING DOWN-

[bilbo-fettt]

Cody: [Pulls out knife]

Rex: Oh no

Cody: [uses knife to open a box]

Rex: Phew

Cody: [Pulls gun out of box]

Rex: OH NO

[drafthorsemath]

Incorrect Clone Quotes (featuring things I've said to my horse)

Jesse: Nice boots

Echo: If I fall into the turtle pond please call for help

Rex: Oh God I'm so tired

Kix: This better be laziness and not a new injury

Tup: Put me down gently, please

Fives: This big boy likes being petted

Dogma: I'm gonna hide behind you so I don't have to talk to people

Hardcase: This is why I wanted to ride you

Fox: We're getting more gray every day

Wolffe: (sighing loudly) Why are people here all the time wanting things from me

Gregor: (finding a bag of Stud Muffins) Ooooh everybody loves these. I'd even eat one.

[themistymountainscold]

echo: hey rex? 

rex: yes echo?

echo: can a person breathe in a washing machine if it’s switched on?

rex: i don’t know can they?

rec: wait.

rec: *looks around* 

rex: echo where’s fives?

echo:  

rex: ... oH FOR FUCKS SAKE-

[thebaddestofbatches]

Fives: I drink to forget but I always remember.

Echo: You're drinking orange juice.

[onepuzzledpigeon]

Fives: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something!

Echo: Fives, you don't have bad luck.

Echo: The reason bad things happen to you is because you're an idiot.

[zukoupy]

hunter: don't worry, i've got a few knives up my sleeve.

rex: i think you mean cards?

crosshair: he did not.

hunter: [pulling out knives] i did not.

[jinn-the-storyteller]

Fives, pointing at Dogma: bombastic

Fives, pointing at Rex: charismatic

Fives, pointing at himself: fantastic

Fives, pointing at General Grievous: asthmatic