#incorrect crows

[five-of-cr]

crows textpost!!

<- part 10 || part 12 -> and other crows nonsense here

[ruins-and-rewritez]

Jesper: ever notice how Kaz doesn't have a nickname?

Inej: no?

Jesper: yeah he's the the only one who doesn't. You're 'nej, Nina is Nins, Wylan is Wy, I'm Jes, Matthias is Matt. Hell, we even gave Kuwei one.

Wylan: we did?

Jesper: yes haven't you noticed? we've been calling him Kiwi for the last three months

Kuwei: *in Shu* and I keep telling you I'm fricking allergic *trails off into intense swearing*

Nina: well if it bothers you so much we could always give him one

Matthias: yeah, we could call him 'az, because he is one *snickers*

Jes:...

Wylan:...

Inej:...

Nina:...well he's not wrong

Everyone: *shrugs of agreement*

[graaaaaayy]

Incorrect Crows

jesper : relationships should be 50/50. wylan cooks us dinner while i sit on the counter and look pretty. ____________________________________

kaz : goodnight to the love of my life, Inej and fuck the rest of y’all. ____________________________________ Jesper: From now on we will be using code names. Jesper: You can address me as Eagle One. Jesper: Kaz is “been there done that”. Jesper: Wylan is “currently doing that”. Jesper: Matthias is “it happened once in a dream”. Jesper: Nina is “if I had to pick a girl”. Jesper: And Inej is.. Jesper: Eagle Two Inej: Oh thank god. ____________________________________

The crows’ reaction to being told they're the chosen one Wylan : I will not let you down. Jesper: Sounds fun. Inej : K. Kaz : No, I'm fucking not. Nina: Do I have to be? Matthias: Please god, I am so tired.

[thecrxwclub]

“He can’t even bother to learn my name. It’s not even a long name.”

— SHADOW AND BONE S2 BEING A COMEDY pt1

[nerdlingmerchling]

Jesper: I think the scarecrow you've put on the front lawn isn't working.

Wylan: What do you mean?

Jesper: Kaz is at the door again.

[ivashkovadrian]

incorrect crows quotes #6

[sunfloweringstories]

Real quotes from my life as Crows (and Sturmhond):

Nina: “Okay don’t bring your self-hatred in here we are trying to hate on you.”

Jesper: “Of course I’m a fire hazard, I’m a total smoke show!”

Kaz: “This is so weird,”

Jesper: “What, that you walked into a church and didn’t burst into flames?”

Sturmhond: “I have a past”

Nina: “What kind of past?”

Sturmhond: “Let’s just say it rhymes with fiminal”

Inej, about Kaz: “It’s a walking ball of bad decisions”

Jesper: *hanging a poster* “Is this straight?”

Nina: “No you’re gay.”

Jesper: “Oh it’s gonna go so badly I’m excited.”

Inej: “They killed a fruit tree.”

Nina: “Jesper, you’re next!”

Nina, probably to Matthias: “You have to choose who to let brainwash you.”

Nina: “If this snake was a man, he’d be Chris Hemsworth. Look at that jaw…”

Wylan: “Sometimes it’s fun to just laugh at stupid stuff.”

Jesper: “Yeah! Wait, you laugh at me all the time!”

Inej: “He just can’t admit he has feelings.”

Kaz: “You can’t prove that I do.”

Nina: “If actions didn’t have consequences, I would not be good.”

Wylan: “You’re so demanding.”

Jesper: “Yeah I’m demanding, I’m DA MAN.”

Wylan: “Will you get your sharpshooter he’s trying to jump scare me”

*loud thump*

*pause*

Jesper: *muffled* “I might be mildly stuck.”

Inej: “Can you turn the oven off?”

Jesper: “I can turn anything off: appliances, women…”

Matthias: “What part of ‘AAAHHHH’ did you not understand?”

Jesper: “I will die!”

Kaz: “That’s fine.”

Nina: “I don’t make the laws.”

Inej: “I think that you should.”

Nina: “No that would be bad because I just wouldn’t make any.”

Jesper: “It’s okay to be a slut, it’s not okay to be a whore.”

Jesper: “It’s ParmesON. Get it? Like ‘it’s on’ but Parmesan.”

Kaz: “I think you should start using drugs to have an excuse.”

[wylanpersnalreadingboy]

Nina: *speaking Spanish*

Kaz: I know, I know.

Inej: You speak Spanish?

Kaz: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Nina speaks.