#incorrect demigods

[chaos-autist]

*Jason and Heracles freaking out*

Atalanta: Um… what is happening right now?

Orpheus: Heracles is having a mid-life crisis and Jason is just having a crisis.

[pussyd0n]

Okay, but imagine Connor and Travis wearing one of these and they fly when said , 'Maia'

Like , Hermes gives all his kids these type of flying shoes (like the ones Luke owned and then gifted Percy) and Connor and Travis said ,"we need just like these ones" and Hermes just went along and was like "okay ? Lol"

[sodamnbored]

Percy: I’m back from my epic and incredibly gruelling quest.

Mr D: Do you want to talk about it?

Percy: No.

Mr D: Good, cause I don’t wanna hear about it.

[silenasbeckendorf]

magnus, staring at alex: you could murder me and i would thank you

alex, getting her garrote ready after hearing this for the 100th time: i would thank me too

[imjusthereforthebluefood]

Will, grabbing Nico's hand: You have to hold the hand of your elders when you cross the street :)

Kayla and Austin: *both grab one of Apollo/Lester's hands*

Apollo/Lester, in tears: I'd be offended but I'm starved for affection so this is fine.

[nightshade-anura]

percy: don't say you've never listened to k pop; everyone's heard gangnam style

annabeth: ok, fine

nico:

nico: the fuck is gangnam style

[nightshade-anura]

Dionysus: I hate all the campers equally.

Camper: The lava wall fell over!

Dionysus: Are Nico and Will okay?

[nightshade-anura]

nico: sometimes i wonder if it would be easier being a cat. i could just sleep all day and growl at anyone who comes near me.

will: you do that anyway.