#incorrect eternals

[softquietsteadylove]

Thena: I don't have rizz. I have big green eyes, and many, many unsettling things to say

Gilgamesh: oh my god I love her so much

[cabispace]

Tasty

Ikaris : You know what would be cool ?

Makkari : More books

Gilgamesh : Food

Phastos : More time in the day

Kingo : To have a goddam network

Druig : You to shut up

Y/N *whispers* : Hooking up with your mom

'Everyone else hear it and turn to you'

Ajak : I would love to dear

'Ikaris pass out as well as you turned bright red'

Phastos : That's an interesting developement

[vorsdany]

Y/N : have you ever seen something that changes your life and you're just like.. "huh."

Thena : I saw you.

Y/N : that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Gilgamesh in a dinosaur costume.

[oceanspray5]

Sersi: So, how was the honeymoon?

Makkari: Well... Druig got really drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate, he said-

Druig: *mutters* It was something along the lines of “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

Makkari: I love you so much

[incorrectmarvels]

Ikaris: *girlbosses too close to the sun*

[impliedstorm]

Druig: We’re just going to take it slow. Makkari and I don’t want to rush into anything.

Also Druig, pulling out a ring to show Sersi: Got it a week after we started dating

[neverlandsky]

eternals as out of context sitcom screencaps i saved

thena

makkari

druig

kingo

gilgamesh

sersi

ikaris

phastos

ajak

sprite

[directlyat-thesun-moved]

Avengers: Why didn't you guys help out earlier?

Eternals: There was nothing deviant-related

Captain Marvel: I was elsewhere in the galaxy

Avengers: Seriously?

Eternals and Captain Marvel (sighing): We weren't MCU canon yet