Setting shit on fire in my malevolent kitchen

I am a 29 years old child playing chess with tomorrow, a kid of the century lost in her games. A leftover from the '90s consumed by the 2000s. Eternally screaming and on fire. Band T-shirts are my mating call. I’m a literature student whose life smells like a freakshow, right where I want to be. I'm a creep I'm a weirdo A black rainbow An ape of god Pagan angel of the bottomless pit Professional procrastinator from the dark side of the Moon. I am cone sold stober. I'm anything my mama don't like. Hunter gatherer. Mad as a Hatter. Made of feathers and flesh. Fandoms I dare to admit: Upstart Crow, 10 Things I Hate About You, Frozen, Good Omens, HMC, One Piece, HxH, Hakuōki, Jujutsu Kaisen, Black Butler, Inuyasha, Ghibli, Dororo, Bungou Stray Dogs, Nightshade, TGCF, MDZS, Apothecary Diaries,Mushishi, Digimon, Hell's Paradise, Detective Conan etc.

[vicecommanderhijikata]

today's mood

[witchfinderlieutenanttable]

*Perpetual mood

[confessionsdiaz]

*through gritted teeth* the world is GOOD. people are kind. Humans are NOT inheritly selfish. you will make it through this year. recovery is possible. people you don't know yet will love you. You are going to do things you can't even imagine right now. You are going to read a rlly good book. You are going to eat some rlly good food. You are going to experience joy again. Things can get better. Situations can change. You can choose to be kinder. The world can change for the better.

[starlightshadowsworld]

Spits blood Fuck yeah

[witchfinderlieutenanttable]

[redheadkittys]

Friend:

So when are you going to quit this obsession over 2d guys…you’re an adult now????

Me:

*pfffft* as if this would happen😂😂😂

[witchfinderlieutenanttable]

Friend:

Stop it. Seriously, that's so embarrassing. You need to act like a grown up.

Me:

[nic0las-uncaged]

i could blog better than this but i won't

[witchfinderlieutenanttable]

"The fruit of mine own nature, nought beside

Can I give Thee;"

[flaskrobonoid]

i will never make a fandom sideblog you will get everything on one blog and you will like it. you will learn to love all my interests even if you followed for just one. my blog #myblog

[witchfinderlieutenanttable]

Consider this a fucking warning

[witchfinderlieutenanttable]

your header is beautiful and you should be proud of it

Omg. You're a gem *-*

I actually love yours and your profile pic, too!! (I need a mug like that)

So may I have the honour to regard you as my header sibling, @vicecommanderhijikata ? 🥺

[witchfinderlieutenanttable]

Me waiting on New Year's Eve for the fireworks to start

[witchfinderlieutenanttable]

It's that time of the year again...

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

[supermalmoworld]

me reading romance: God this is boring where's the abstract

[witchfinderlieutenanttable]

I have just realized that this

is perfect because

and

[nat-20s]

HUGE shout out to purple for being the only color that has like no losers. Deep purple royal purple bluish purple redish purple pastel purple dusty purple lavender periwinkle violet like. Banger after banger after banger!!

[nat-20s]

look at these. there r all absolute fuckin stunners:

[witchfinderlieutenanttable]

Don't forget the most stunning one:

[stitchthisfiona]

He sits on my lap while I spin, he does the little jiggle

[maxterian]

[azzandra]

In Romanian the verb "a toarce" means both "to purr" and "to spin wool".

[zegalba]

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[rednightmare18]

25-35 is such a weird fucking age because you’re 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like “ok boomer” because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like “I’m not going to listen to a literal fucking child” as they download 16 self-replicating viruses and meanwhile the Gen Xers are telling you to refinance a mortgage for a house you don’t have and you’re sitting there at the Adults Table with the pretty tasty casserole you cooked because you’ve finally figured out how to do that now but everyone is eating the Boomer’s store-bought macaroni instead and admittedly they do sort of taste similar so it probably wasn’t worth all the trouble of cooking from scratch and you’re trying to comfort the freshly-graduated sobbing 22-year-old next to you because she just woke up here and doesn’t know where she is but you have like maybe 5k dollars in a savings account labelled RETIREMENT that grows approx. twelve cents a year and you keep eating dry macaroni while smiling incomprehensibly and periodically blacking out like ??????????

[witcheshaven]

[rude-and-still-ginger]

Omg someone FINALLY put it into WORDS

[guooey]

[neil-gaiman]

There can be more than one neil. This is not Highlander.

[witchfinderlieutenanttable]