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Jon: I'm no fun :(

Damian: your frequent stupidity entertains me greatly

Damian: Why should I be your friend?

Jon: I'm friendly, I'm loyal, I'm energentic!

Jon: ...

Jon: I just described a dog, didn't I?

Damian: Yes, and that is why my friend, you're hired.

Jon: Only geniuses will say these words quickly: Eye, yam, stew, peed.

Damian: What the- Who’s gonna fall for tha-

Don: IAMSTUPID.

Damian: ...

Jon: ...

Damian: ... why do I even bother.

Damian: Jonathan, I have a riddle for you to test your intelligence

Jon: okay!

Damian: What is heavier, a ton of feathers or a ton of steel?

Jon: a ton of feathers!

Damian: excuse me?

Jon: see, I know it’s a trick question!

Damian:

Jon: 🙂

Damian:

Jon: 🙂

Damian: you absolute bafoon, they’re both a ton

(Source: a conversation I had with my youngest sister, with some liberty taken in some of the wording)

Damian: Bisexual means you can only love two things, so I've chosen swords and-

Jon: *looks at him expectantly*

Damian: Dogs.

Jon: *sighs* Woof woof, I guess

Jon: [talking enthusiastically about Rocket League and overusing the word perfect]

Damian: You know Jon if you keep going on about this you'll end up with a perfect knife in your chest.

Damian: I said you could use to Batcave ONLY for emergencies.

Jon: It was an emergency!

Damian: Oh yeah? What was it?

Jon: I had to pee...

Jon: Damian, DAMIAN! Tim and Conner just challenged us to a water fight!

Damian: Oh, it's on.

Damian: Now, we just wait for the water to boil.

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