#incorrect superboy quotes

[ryemiffie]

Quotes from my day as supersons incorrect quotes:

Damian: Hey babe-

Jon, visibly too excited: Babe?!

Damian: ...no, I'm taking it back, you're too eager.

[headcanonthings]

Tim: Kon is still learning a lot of things so right now he thinks all round fruit are apples.

Clark: Really?

Tim, holding some cherries: What are these?

Kon: Tiny apples

Tim, pointing at some pumpkins: And what are those?

Kon: Halloween apples

Tim, pointing to blueberries:

Kon: Blue apples

Clark: . . .

[welcome-to-batburger]

Conner: where do you want to be in five years, Tim?

Tim: *under his breath* hopefully in your bed

Conner: what was that?

Tim: i sAID HOPEFULLY DEAD

[weareallbatshithere]

Jon: [talking enthusiastically about Rocket League and overusing the word perfect]

Damian: You know Jon if you keep going on about this you'll end up with a perfect knife in your chest.

[ryemiffie]

Even more quotes from my day as super sons incorrect quotes:

Jon: Would it be embarrassing if my parents found out I like dudes via a fake relationship with the guy who ruined my life? Yes, alternatively it would be very convenient, no preassure, ya' know?

Damian: ...

Jon: Another thought!

Jon: What is up with baby's heads? Why do they even look like that? What's it for?

Damian, with the heaviest sarcasm: You have such a way with words.

Jon: Shut up.

[headcanonthings]

Tim: uneventful

Kon: what?

Tim: what?

Kon: I asked if you were ever close with your dad and you sat here in silence for five minutes and then said "uneventful"