#incorrect konoha

[slt4sasuke]

Who needs Mangekyō Sharingan when Kakashi can just finger me into another dimension.

[orionangeline]

At the jonin monthly bar crawl after Kakashi got made hokage:

Kakashi: I'm just a dude, a guy, a little bastard man-

Asuma: a bro, even?

Yamato: no he's not that nice

Gai: my rival is the- is the nicest man! So kind! Youth! Kakashi! Sake!

All of the jonin, raising their glasses: sake!

[slt4sasuke]

I’ve been thinking about making this the whole day today

[slt4sasuke]

Naruto: I take my coffee black and my liquor straight because I’m not drinking for fun, I’m drinking for the results.

Sasuke: Here’s your caramel frappuccino with almond milk, extra whipped cream, sprinkles and chocolate sauce.

[slt4sasuke]

I accidentally made a meme

[slt4sasuke]

Naruto as Michael Scott

Naruto: 

Sasuke:

Sakura: 

Kakashi: 

Itachi:

Lee: 

Ino:

Shizune: 

Hinata:

Deidara: 

Hiruzen Sarutobi: 

Guy: 

Akatsuki: 

Orochimaru: 

[slt4sasuke]

Tsunade constantly treating Kakashi’s sore back from carrying the biggest dick in the village was left out bc it’s not relevant to Naruto’s growth or whatever

[slt4sasuke]

In Polish we have this beautiful expression - mieć oczy w dupie - which translates directly into have one’s eyes in one’s asshole. It means to be not able to see things clearly, misjudge or lack the ability to evaluate a situation.

I think it’s beautiful how this expression also tells you exactly where people, who don’t consider Sasuke and Naruto to be the most beautiful love story our generation, have their eyes.