#incorrect kookmin

[exslytherin]

jungkook: when I was younger, I had a crush on another trainee and didn't know how to deal with it, so I wrote a letter that just said "get out of my company" jimin: that's funny, I got a letter just like that as a trainee

[collegeaus]

jungkook, gravely injured: ouch

namjoon, freaking out: you're losing a lot of blood, what's your type?

jungkook: cute, short, older than me, clumsy, chubby cheeks--

namjoon: i wasn't asking about your crush on jimin. what's your blood type, you dumb fuck!

jungkook: oh. [checks injuries]

jungkook: red

[huachengslastbraincell]

Jimin: do you ever think before you speak?

Jungkook: yes, i think "haha, that's funny", and then i say it

[jikcf]

Jungkook: Jimin-ssi, I want the whole world to know that I’m yours!

Jimin: Oh yeah? How do you plan to do that?

Jungkook:

Jimin: How about something a little smaller?

Jungkook: Like this?

Jimin, tearing up: Th-that’s fine

[pooh-twt]

website: *asks for a password*

jimin: *types* j u n g k o o k

website: "too weak"

jimin: *gets his fry pan* SAY THAT ONCE MORE!!

[ggukminii]

Interviewer: So, who—

Jungkook: JIMIN! YEAH WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER. WE CLICK. YEAH.

Everyone: . . .

Interviewer: Okay. . . next question:

[collegeaus]

jungkook, reminiscing: i used to like jimin

bts: [turn to stare at him]

jimin, worried: ... do you not anymore?

jungkook: oh, i still do. but i used to, too.

jimin: [about to throw hands]

[exslytherin]

jungkook: I got a new hoodie!

jimin: you mean WE got a new hoodie.