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Namjoon: This has been nice. Having an ordinary conversation about life and just catching up.

Taehyung: Do you ever wonder why Tarzan never had a beard?

Jungkook: All the fucking time

Jin: Well that was a lovely 2 minutes

jungkook, gravely injured: ouch

namjoon, freaking out: you're losing a lot of blood, what's your type?

jungkook: cute, short, older than me, clumsy, chubby cheeks--

namjoon: i wasn't asking about your crush on jimin. what's your blood type, you dumb fuck!

jungkook: oh. [checks injuries]

jungkook: red

Jungkook: Dad, I'm hungry.

Namjoon: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

Jungkook, tearing up: Did you just make a dad joke?

Namjoon, also tearing up: Did you just call me dad?

Namjoon: [studiously writing absolute masterpieces of songs, listening to instrumental music, very focused]

Jungkook, sat upside down on a desk chair: do you think stars have feelings?

Namjoon, joking: I should have Kookie kill you for that.

Jungkook, from another room: Who?

Namjoon: i was just kidding around-

Jungkook [walking in, switchblade in hand]: NO, is he bothering you?

Jungkook: I wish I had listened to what Namjoon had said

Jin; Why? What did he say?

Jungkook; I don't know

Jungkook; I wasn't fucking listening

Taehyung: Uh oh!

Jungkook: What?

Taehyung: Somebody's in love!

Jungkook: Yeah right! I just think Namjoom's cool, okay? It's not like i lay awake at night thinking about him.

*later that night*

Jungkook, lying awake at night: Uh oh.

Jungkook: Bye Namjoon! Bye Jin! Bye Namjoon!

Jimin: You said "Bye Namjoon" twice.

Jungkook: I like Namjoon.

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