Shit Buddy Says
Buddy: Im not your buddy guy.
Buddy holding her sword to a store employee: I’d like to have all your chocolate.
Buddy: Im the best there is at what i do…but what i do isnt very nice.
Buddy after killing countless people: God forbid woman do anything!
Buddy: Im a Northern Asian/Russian Cyclops! They got more *long Censor* then they got the likes of me!
Buddy: I am vengeance! I am the night! I! AM! BUDDY!!
Buddy: Death to all who oppose me!
Buddy: I am Buddy Armstrong! THIS IS WHO I AM!!
Buddy: Fine, i guess you are my little Pogchamp. Come Here.
Chara:…What?
Buddy: I said COME HERE!!
Buddy: I am an Avenger.
Dr.Yado: Nancy?
Buddy: Who the hells Nancy?
Buddy: Dude thats my world!
Chara: Thats your world dude!
Dr.Yado: Buddy….I am your father.
Buddy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Buddy: I could take Chara.
Core Frisk: In a fight right?
Buddy:…..
Core Frisk: In a fight….right?
Buddy:Excuse you i have steely focus and im complex….And thats alot for some people!
Buddy: What is a man?! Just a miserable pile of sadness!
Buddy: I am a WARRIOR!!! And you can BURN IN HELL!!!
Buddy to Kiwi: Tell me, does a being such as yourself feel Fear?!
Buddy: God Fucking DAMMIT Chara! Where the FUCK are we?!?!
Buddy: I dont who this Wonka guy is but i will find him and i WILL have his chocolate factory.
*Buddy meets the Dreamur family*
Toriel: So…Buddy can you tell us something about yourself?
Buddy: I only have one nipple.
*Awkward silence*
Buddy reaches for the bottom of her shirt: I can sho-
Everyone: NOOOOOOO-
