#incorrect male reader

[skylarinfinity]

professor mcgonagall : male reader and harry, what have i told you about comparing professor umbridge to a dementor?

[umbridge have a visible smirk on her face thinking male reader and harry being told off by mcgonagall]

male reader : [sighs] that's it's offensive to the dementor [harry nodding in agreement]

umbridge : what-

professor mcgonagall : [nod] that's correct.

umbridge : what!?

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[oliver-sssssss]

Kinktober

[skylarinfinity]

[golden trio and male reader found files about past voldemort aka tom riddle]

harry : [excited] we can use this information to defend voldemort!

male reader : [staring at tom riddle photo and laugh awkwardly] this photos make me want to turn into the dark side...

hermione : [sighed] really, male reader?

male reader : what?! you can't deny that he was a dashing lad!

ron : [nodding] you not wrong...

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[skylarinfinity]

[natasha going out with the girls]

wanda : so natasha, how are you and your new boyfriend?

natasha : well couple years ago i loss my ex at a party and found him making out with two woman-

carol : [scoffed] fucking arsehole.

natasha : but last night i lost male reader at tony party and find him eating a tacos while patting the animals at the corner of the living room.

maria : [chuckles] the upgrade!

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[skylarinfinity]

sirius : [try to warning harry and male reader about voldemort] voldemort is after something, something he didn't have last time.

harry : [concern] what is it-

male reader : [don't give a flying fuck about voldemort] is it a nose?

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[skylarinfinity]

[male reader private jet just landing on airport]

male reader : [see his teammates fighting eachother] i only gone for one month vacation, what the fuck is happening here?!

[team ironman and team cap both immediately stop fighting when they heard male reader voice]

tony : [point at steve] he start it! [steve sigh and shaking his head]

male reader : [ignoring tony than turn to look at natasha and wanda] who started this shit?

wanda : [suddenly find floor more interesting] i loss control of my power and government-

male reader : [raised an eyebrow] so government fault?

natasha : yeah, but this started because those two [point at tony and steve] refused to talk properly [shrugs]

male reader : than why you two decide to join them?

wanda : i just don't like tony [shrugged]

natasha : [shrugs] i prefer to life with tony black card.

male reader : [sigh] all of you go back to compound.

steve : male reader-

male reader : [give steve stern look] compound now!

tony : i don't want-

male reader : one, two-

[avengers immediately run into their vehicle]

male reader : [groan] this team useless without me.

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[skylarinfinity]

[every gather around harry and cedric dead body]

male reader : [whisper to no one] at least he didn't get expelled.

[ron and hermione heard him]

ron : [whisper to hermione] hermione, i think we just found your soulmate.

hermione : [huff's] shut up ron!

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[skylarinfinity]

[harry and male reader had to stay in snape classroom for detention]

male reader : professor snape, can i tell you a joke?

snape : [sigh] sure.

male reader : lily evans.

snape : [glaring at male reader] i don't get it.

male reader : [smirked] exactly.

[harry try not to laugh]

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