#incorrect severus snape

[illpunchyouintheface]

Bellatrix: We 've made him the perfect killer.

Severus: [gesturing to Draco] You've ruined a perfectly good young man, is what you've done. Look at it. It's got anxiety.

[skylarinfinity]

[harry and male reader had to stay in snape classroom for detention]

male reader : professor snape, can i tell you a joke?

snape : [sigh] sure.

male reader : lily evans.

snape : [glaring at male reader] i don't get it.

male reader : [smirked] exactly.

[harry try not to laugh]

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[acerbicanimagus]

Snape, three seconds after joining forces with Harry: now i know why you refer to this as a suicide squad, potter

Snape: i already wanna kill myself

[give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back]

How the scene should have gone:

Harry: My dad didn't strut

Severus:

Remus: Well...

Harry:??

Remus: To be honest your dad was kind of an asshole Harry

[sodamnbored]

Severus: So you’re friends with Black and Potter?

Remus: I am, yes.

Severus: Do you do any other charity work?

[incorrectbellamort]

Snape: Give it up. We all know you're in love with her.

Voldemort: What makes you think I am in love with Bellatrix?

Snape: Well, for one thing, I never said a name.

[mrsseverussnape]

Severus: No one really likes me *sigh*

Snapedom: Are you sure?

Severus: Yeah…

Snapedom: *aggressively pointing at themselves* ARE YOU REALLY FUCKING SURE ABOUT THAT!?

[adore-wolfstar]

Snape on Dumbledores death: He died of natural causes.

Harry: You pushed him off a roof!

Snape: Gravity is natural.