#incorrect marauders textpost

[wolfstarloml]

me and my friends as marauders group chat

Remus: Hey! When school reopens please don’t interact with me. For personal reasons i don’t exist. Thank you.

Sirius: Yes I will.

James: I will. Thank you.

Remus: No You Will Not.

[thesassymarauder]

*Remus comforting Sirius after being sorted into Gryffindor*

Remus: Don’t be ashamed of who you are.

Remus: That’s your parents’ job.

[wolfstarloml]

Remus: I will drag you through hell.

Sirius: Can we hold hands?

Remus:

Remus: Yes.

[wolfstarloml]

sirius: *holds the door for remus*

after you.

remus: no, after you.

sirius: i insist, after you.

james: *pushes past both of them* after me.

[thesassymarauder]

Lily: You’re annoying.

James: But you love me.

Lily: Doesn’t make you less annoying.

[wolfstarloml]

So we all know the marauders were like hot during thier school days.

Peter had a crush on all of them at some point

Peter Simpgrew

[wolfstarloml]

James: Name one thing hard to have but easy to loose

Remus: Peace

Peter: Money

Sirius: A funny joke I was about to say but eventually forgot

[thesassymarauder]

james: dude

sirius: wassup bro

james: you’d marry me if i asked right?

sirius: i’d marry the shit out of you man

james: cool