The Sassy Marauder

still acting like an author | she/her | gryffinclaw | writing enthusiast | obsessed with the marauders | pfp by @artbyflor

[thesassymarauder]

Hey! So this is a marauders simp page, yay!

Follow me on instagram for more aesthetics and stuff and wattpad for a Sirius Black fanfiction, you can find me by the same name (thesassymarauder) ❤️

[thesassymarauder]

remus: can you just stop arguing with james, be the bigger person

sirius: i can’t i’m only 5’9

remus: i- nevermind

[thesiriusblacklover]

Sirius: who hurt you?

Remus: you want a list?

Sirius: *grabbing a pen and paper* yes

[thesassymarauder]

james: would you guys slap your sibling for £1.5 million?

sirius: i’d slap my sibling for fucking looking at me

[thesassymarauder]

remus: can you guys recommend books that made you cry

sirius: One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi

[thesassymarauder]

sirius and remus working together on a lesson

remus: sirius, stop being so useless and help with this

sirius: i’m sitting here looking good, how is that being useless

remus: you just answered your question

sirius: i’m serving as a bad example moony

sirius: you have no idea how tiring this task is

remus: wanna bet

[thesassymarauder]

mcgonagall: mr black, you have broken at least a dozen rules today

sirius: come on professor

sirius: we both know those are more what you’d call ‘guidelines’ than actual rules

mcgonagall: what would you call a detention then?

sirius: well deserved nap time

mcgonagall: good, you’ll have a week of it

sirius:

sirius: wait

[thesassymarauder]

remus and sirius lying in bed together

sirius: we should get some sleep

remus: is that all you think about

sirius: only when i’m awake

remus: i- okay

[thesassymarauder]

lily watching james trying to lick his own nose

lily: i love him but if he’s broken, let’s not get a new one

remus: if you have the receipt we can take him back

[thesassymarauder]

james: admit it, lily, you love me

lily: if you had a brother and a dog, i’d choose the dog

sirius across the room: thank you

[ziggyplayedd]

things that made me stop wanting to die that require no effort whatsoever

change the color used to highlight text on your laptop

move the pictures on your wall

stack whatever clutter is in your room into piles even if you don’t have time to clean it all

slightly vary your commute, even just by one street

change where you sit and scroll aimlessly on your phone even if it’s only to the chair in your room instead of your bed

drink water or juice out of a wine glass in the morning because nothing is real

shower with the lights off, without music

buy $3 flowers at trader joe’s—they look bad next to the more expensive ones but they look so good in your room

start typing things you don’t post into your notes. your thoughts can be worth documenting even if you don’t deem them worth sharing

wake up super early just once. you don’t have to make it a habit it’s just extra satisfying to go to bed that night

listen to the entirety of your favorite album from 2015

[sandersstudies]

Almost all of these are about variety. Humans need stimulation! We need enrichment! We literally cannot do the same thing every day!

The other day I was feeling miserable, so I hopped on a bus and rode it all the way back to where I’d started, and my brain, which had finally had some proper stimulation via new environments, was suddenly ready to go again!

This is why taking walks/drives and trying new hobbies are good for you! Don’t turn yourself into a sad zoo animal! You need some pumpkins to roll around in your enclosure!

[yippeeepenid]

ITS BACK!!!!!

god i fucking love the quote “dont turn yourself into a sad zoo animal” it has really inspired me!

[thesassymarauder]

random student: i’m not looking for trouble

sirius: what a horrible way to live

[thesassymarauder]

sirius waking up in his cell in azkaban

sirius: is this a dream?

person next door: no

sirius: i thought not

sirius: if it were a dream, there’d be firewhiskey

[grishaverseshitposts]

Kaz: We need to get through this locked door. Wylan, give me your credit card.

Wylan: Here.

Kaz, pocketing it: Thanks. Jesper, kick down the door.

[thesassymarauder]

random person: maybe you should wear less black

sirius: maybe you should breath less air

[thesassymarauder]

snape: you are, without doubt, the worst wizard I’ve ever heard of

sirius: but you have heard of me

sirius: *finger guns*

[thesassymarauder]

james and sirius 90% of the time james: this is either madness or brilliance

sirius: it’s remarkable how often those two traits coincide