Dec 4, 2024
(blaise watching a young hugo and rose)
hugo, running in: blaise! blaise!
blaise: yes?
hugo: rose said the b word!
rose, also running in: motherfucker doesn’t start with a b, hugo
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(blaise watching a young hugo and rose)
hugo, running in: blaise! blaise!
blaise: yes?
hugo: rose said the b word!
rose, also running in: motherfucker doesn’t start with a b, hugo
Louis, to Alice II: If you see Fred, give him this face. Louis: *makes a face* Louis: He'll know what it means. [Later] Alice II: Oh, speaking of, Lou wanted me to give you a message. Alice II: *makes the face* Fred II, sighing: The neutral face of displeasure.
Fred: *watches james eat yet another biscuit* James seriously?
James: what?
Fred: I thought you said you hated them biscuits?
James: yeah I do
Fred: sooooo why are you eating so much of them?!
James: Umm because I’m hungry? Duh!
scorpius: i can fix him-
teddy: and i could make him beg like a whore. what’s your point
sirius: i can make him hard
teddy: SIRIUS ORION BLACK THAT IS MY FATHER YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT
sirius: and you’re talking about your godbrother
teddy:
sirius: checkmate, bitch
scorpius: *starts giggling*
sirius: oh don’t get me started mr. ngh~ stepbro! i’m stuck oh~! don’t stop!
scorpius: …
[Neville is trying to put Alice II to sleep] 5-year-old Alice II: Dad, you're just exacerbating the situation instead of ameliorating it. Neville: I am not. Neville: Neville: But just to be sure, I'm going to ask your Aunt Hermione what those words mean.
7-year-old Alice II: I read two whole books today! Neville: Oh yeah? What did you learn? Alice II, matter of factly: That you need to buy me more books.
teddy: when you’ve been a lawyer for as long as i have, you develop a thick skin-
james: i’ve been meaning to say yellow does nothing for your complexion its not your color at all-
teddy: *inhales* yellow brings out my eyes YOU PRICK
Fred II: I think Mom mixed up our lunches. Look. Fred II: *hold up a note that reads "I love you so much."* Roxanne: Oh, that explains this. *holds up a note that reads "Please be good. For the love of god, be good."*