#incorrect quote templates

[overheard-incorrect-quotes]

Person 1, leaving the house late at night because why not: "I have free will! I can do what I want!"

Person 2: "I also have free will!" *pours water over [Person 1]'s head*

Person 1: *pours water over [Person 2]'s head*

*both stand there in silence for a few moments*

Person 2: "I don't think either of us won here."

[your-incorrect-quotes]

A: I’m way too sleep deprived to deal with your negativity right now.

[just-incorrect-quotes]

A: Hey, B! What can I do for you?

B: Probably something illegal.

[incorrect-quote-blanks]

Person A: I'm coming with you. If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot.

[kiwislandsworld]

Keyu: Why are Santa and Rikimaru sitting with their backs to each other?

Mika: They had a fight.

Keyu: Then why are they holding hands?

Mika: They get sad when they fight.

[myucchu]

(Y/N) : That's not funny.

Nishinoya : I thought it was funny.

(Y/N) : You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

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[5-demons-in-a-trenchcoat]

A: B what did you do wrong this time

B: Wrong? By what definition does this exist? Who can truly even say what “right” and “wrong” is when the very nature of morality is subjective? This dichotomy is a completely artificial concept, so to define any human action as good or evil is—

A: did you kill someone again?

B:

B: ...yes

[never-close-our-eyes]

Person A: I see the cup as half full, half empty

Person B: But it's completely empty

Person A: I see the cup as half full, half empty

Person B: It's also a bowl