seen from United States
seen from France
seen from United States
seen from France
seen from United States
seen from Pakistan
seen from China
seen from China
seen from China
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Costa Rica
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
Tony: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!
Stephen : At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.
Tony: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?
Stephen : Somehow that's worse.
More Marvel x textposts because Im a little feral and this is my enrichment
[phone ringing]
Natsha: Yes?
Harley: It's us. Is Tony there with that guy Rhodey set him up with?
Natasha: They're here. And it's not good. Stephen is super-hot.
Peter: Oh my God, I hate Stephen so much.
Harley: Natasha, you and Bucky need to ruin this date. Just spill their drinks on them. Oh, tell lies about Tony. Just do whatever you need to get rid of this guy.
Natasha: On it. [hangs up, to Bucky] Get me a burger!
[Avengers Tower]
Harley: We need to find Steve and make him do something about his feelings.
Peter: He went to that TaskRabbit gig. We have no idea where he is.
Harley: He was walking. He can't be that far.
[Stranded in the middle of nowhere]
Strange: Bad night to be outdoors..
Tony, pissed at strange: You've got real powerful magic to figure that out.
Strange: ...
Tony: Did your cloak whisper that in your ear?
Tony, in a silly voice: "It's snowing, Strange. It's windy!"
Harley: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.
Peter: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.
America: Wasps?
Tony: Terriers?
Stephen: Tony.
Stephen: 'You're the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Tony: It means You are the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Stephen: but what’s the first worst thing?
Awkward pause
Tony: Steph, they...they weren’t always orphans.
Stephen:
Stephen: Can I be frank with you guys? Tony: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help. Peter: Can I still be Peter? America: Shh, let Frank speak.
Stephen: I think you have PTSD.
Tony: Yeah I have PTSD: proficient talent for sucking dick!
Stephen: I think we also need to talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism.
Tony: I don’t think you understand how genius what I just said was.
