#incorrect suju

[sungminsbutt]

Kyuhyun: What are you doing?

Ryeowook, taking a Buzzfeed quiz to find out which blackpink member he is: watching porn.

[incorrectsujuquotes]

Heechul: people who say "go big or go home" seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. like, it's literally my only goal.

[incorrectaekook97]

leeteuk: heechul, what the fuck??

heechul: you’re going to have to be more specific. I do a lot of “what the fuck” kind of stuff.

[leddia]

i had to,

sorry.

[sometime-in-1995]

The fact that it's Kyu - The Math Olympian 😂

[send-help-oof]

Teacher: Kyuhyun said a swear word in class today.

Leeteuk: Okay, I’ll talk to him about it.

*later, at the dorm*

Leeteuk: What the fuck, Kyuhyun.

[incorrectsujuquotes]

Leeteuk: God, give me patience

Kyuhyun: I think you mean "give me strength"

Leeteuk: If God gave me strength y'all would be dead

[incorrectsujuquotes]

donghae: dad, i'm hungry

leeteuk: hi hungry, i'm dad

donghae, tearing up: did you just make a dad joke?

leeteuk, tearing up: did you just call me dad??