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the boyz as text posts

[incorrectaekook97]

Jackson: fact: I can jump higher than any tree.

Mark: how is that possible?

Jackson: trees can’t jump.

Mark: I’ll destroy you.

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Hyunjin: what are you doing?

Yeojin: *laying face down on the mall floor* vibin’

Hyunjin: okay. *steps over Yeojin*

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Dawon: every once in a while my braincells kiss and I experience critical thinking.

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leeteuk: heechul, what the fuck??

heechul: you’re going to have to be more specific. I do a lot of “what the fuck” kind of stuff.

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Onew: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant a conch shell!!

Taemin: *struggling to hold a seagull* fucking say that then!!

[leedoor]

police: you’re under arrest for trying to carry 5 people on a single motorcycle.

leedo: wait, what do you mean 5?!?!?

police: yes, 5.

leedo: OH MY GOD.

police: sir?

leedo: SEOHO FUCKING FELL OFF.

[mintokkies]

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Eric: [is on fire]

Kevin, panicking: where’s Sangyeon?

Changmin: he’s asleep.

Kevin: ok, I got this. Give me a bucket of water.

Changmin: [hands over bucket of water] here!

Kevin: [dumping the water on Sangyeon’s head] WAKE UP ERIC IS ON FIRE!

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Jae: shut up, wonpil!

Wonpil: I didn’t say anything.

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Chani: *talking about Taeyang* Dude you’re so gay for him!

Hwiyoung: Said who?

Chani: Your actions

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Baekhyun: are you vegetarian?

Chanyeol: no, I’m sagittarius.

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Jisung: *drops mug, it breaks* fuck.

*crashes and banging from the other side of the room*

Jisung: oh no.

*Taeyong crashes to the door*

Taeyong: what the frick frack tic tac patty wack snick snack quarterback big mac heart attack race track double guy named jack did you just say?????

[incorrectaekook97]

Carat: i love you! <3

Minghao, disgusted: why?

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Original #2

Joshua: money doesn’t buy happines.

Seungkwan: give me the money, then.

Joshua: I was trying to-

Seungkwan: give me the money.

Joshua: that’s not wha-

Seungkwan: gIVE ME THE FUCKING MONEY.

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Original #1

Stray kids: *singing into the unknown*

Changbin: I’m “unknowing” how my life turn into this.