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some dudebro: so are you single or...?

yoongi: i-

taehyung, bursting through several walls and the door: OR!

yoongi, pointing at a high shelf: can you get that for me?

taehyung: so you DO need me in your life after all huh?

yoongi: i can and will replace you with a step stool

Taehyung @ 3am: what is toothpaste, if not bone soap?

Yoongi: existence is a prison and being your friend is maximum security

Jimin from the other room: wait, he's got a point.

yoongi: someone get me a vodka tonic, no ice no tonic.

taehyung: b-but thats just

Yoongi: You're fired

Taehyung: *turns in his gun and his badge*

Yoongi:You're a waiter where did you get those?

[Bangtan's GC]

Taehyung: Good mORNING EVERYONE THIS IS THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE BEST THING HAPPENED IN OUR CAREER.

Yoongi: Billboard? Grammy?

Taehyung: No bitch, Spring Day's MV

2 years of Spring Day!!!

Taehyung: I know one thing better than a dog!

Yoongi, playing with Min Holly: impossible

Taehyung: *pulls Yeontan out of his pocket*

Taehyung: TWO DOGS!

Yoongi: holy shit, you're right

YOONGI: Tae, shower. You stink.

TAEHYUNG: what, whY, I don‘t wanna shower.

YOONGI: shower. now.

TAEHYUNG: not happening. ever.

YOONGI: *shoves him in the bathroom and locks door*

*hours later*

YOONGI: ... Taehyung?

TAEHYUNG: Leave me, I‘m showering, I’m at peace, I am never getting out of here! This is so nice, hyung, I‘m one with myself and the earth.

YOONGI: ...the earth and I will kill you.

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