#personal shitposts

[anns-works]

Percy, crab-walking around Annabeth: If I was Sisyphus I'd eat a bit of dirt off the slope every time on my way down until the slope is no longer steep enough for the boulder to roll down. It would be the end of suffering in 47 days.

Percy, waddling behind Luke: If I was Atlas I'd shake the sky up and down to make the laminated wobble sound worldwide everyday and piss Zeus off enough to kill me or himself.

Percy, cart-wheeling in front of Thalia: No idea how I'd cope being Prometheus. He died so we can light joints I wish him the best.

[bounce-a-coin-off-your-witcher]

Today is my last day of retail and two of my favorite buddies in the Bakery made me this:

[desthedemon]

Wow...Printing out my novel so far makes a huge difference...Now it does look like a start to a novel XD

[anns-works]

Naruto: You are the most jealous man I know.

Sasuke:

Sasuke: You know other men?

[anns-works]

2k12!Leonardo: Who are you?

Rise!Leo: I'm you but I can pretend to have my issues in order to not distress my brothers much.

2k12!Leonardo, tears up: You're all I could wish to be.

[anns-works]

Lance: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk? Shiro, sighs: It's Pidge's turn. Pidge: Fuck shit up and don't die. Keith, wipes fake tear: So inspirational.

[anns-works]

Kid Donnie, in charge of watching over Baby Venus: Okay Milo, I know you can say it. Say Donnie. Come on, say Don-Don. Baby Venus: *baby noises* Kid Donnie: No, Venus. Say Donnie. Baby Venus: *baby noises intensifies* Kid Donnie: Ugh, you're such an insufferable little shit. Baby Venus: Shit! Kid Donnie, panicking: Wait no- Kid Raph: Hey Donnie! You watching over Vee. Baby Venus: Shit! Kid Raph, scandalized gasp: Who taught you that?! Baby Venus: Don-Don! Kid Donnie:

[anns-works]

Sakura: Sensei! Naruto called me the B-word! Naruto: Motherfucker doesn't start with a B. Iruka, internally: *wheeze*