#incorrect tsoa

[thaliasthunder]

isnt it strange to know that shipping patrochilles u have something in common w plato and alexander the great

[aficionadoenthusiast]

agamemnon: so what are your powers?

ajax: i'm super strong

odysseus: i was blessed by athena with wisdom

achilles: i have super human speed

patroclus: i can control achilles

agamemnon: that's not really-

odysseus: no, trust us. he's our strongest member.

[3am-thoughts-of-achilles]

Achilles: wasn’t iCarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo?

Patroclus: ICARUS???

[meditando-en-paris]

Agamemnon: Achilles, can you stop kissing Patroclus at the meetings of the chiefs?

Achilles: I'm sorry, the doctor has prescribed a dose of ten kisses a day.

Agamemnon: But what doctor…?

Patroclus: Doctor's orders.

[patrochillesvibes]

Kidnapper, on the phone with Patroclus: We have Prince Achilles. Give us one million drachma and he will be returned unharmed. Achilles, in the background: Woah, woah, woah! You think I’m only worth one million?? Kidnapper: Wait, what- Achilles: MAKE IT FIFTY! Patroclus: ACHILLES STOP TALKING!!

[minhosimthings]

Patroclus: My future partner must be brave, grounded and be ready to face anything.

Achilles: *trips over his feet and falls to the ground and apologizes to the ground profusely*

Patroclus: that one. I want that one

[be-crazyinsane]

Achilles: I always apologize when I'm wrong.

Agamemnon: I don't think I've ever seen you apologize before.

Achilles: I'm never wrong.

[peggy-sue-reads-a-book]

Achilles: *sigh* Name one hoe who was happy.

Patroclus: Wait — did I just hear you right?