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Tony: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Bucky: But, doll, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Tony: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Bucky: Is it working?

Steve: Now you don’t want Tony to die

Steve: and I don’t want Tony to die

Steve: Now we gotta make sure Tony doesn’t want Tony to die.

Bucky: Good plan, but have you met Tony?

Steve, talking about Tony: He’s so irritating. I bet he wakes up looking all gorgeous and put together.

Bucky: Oh, no, he doesn’t, trust me, he drools on pillows and it’s disgusting, but also adorable. And you should see his bed head, my gosh.

Steve: What?!

Bucky: What?

Bucky: *Hears a loud explosion*

Bucky: *throws Tony over his shoulder and takes off running*

Tony: Put me down!!

Bucky: No! Your tiny legs are useless!

Tony, turns over in bed: You awake?

Bucky: No

Tony: Come on, babe, this is important

Bucky: Fine doll, what is it?

Tony: *kisses Bucky*

Tony: I love you

Bucky: Lucky me, I love you too… now go the fuck to sleep.

Natasha: well, do you like him?

Bucky: I think so, he checks a lot of my boxes. He’s a handsome man, likes guns and is short.

Tony: Don’t worry, I’ve got everything under control

Bucky: Then why is everything in your lab on fire?

Tony: how did you guys even find me?

Bucky: I thought “where is he?”

Steve: then we saw the explosion.

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