#incorrectstuckony

[tincanstark]

Steve: If a villain got you Tony, I’d hunt them down to the face of the earth so that they could face justice.

Bucky: If you asked, I would kill every person in this room without a second thought.

Tony: 🥺

Clint: Ok, so.. don’t mess with Tony… yeah?

[tincanstark]

Tony: Crushes are the worst.

Bucky: Yeah, when ever Stevie and I around ours, we start acting stupid.

Tony: You two are always acting stupid.

Steve: Yeah... don’t think about that too hard..

Tony: ...

[tincanstark]

Steve: Now you don’t want Tony to die

Steve: and I don’t want Tony to die

Steve: Now we gotta make sure Tony doesn’t want Tony to die.

Bucky: Good plan, but have you met Tony?

[tincanstark]

*Tony and Bucky sitting in jail together*

Tony: So who should we call?

Bucky: I’d call Steve, but I feel safer in jail

[tincanstark]

Tony: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Steve: Tony no.

Bucky: Mistlefoe.

Steve: Please stop encouraging him.

[tincanstark]

Bucky: Short. Dark hair. Pissed off.

Steve: Sound like anybody we know?

Tony: [pouting] hmph..

[tincanstark]

Tony @ three am, smushed between his super soldiers: Do you guys think horses get songs stuck in their heads?

Steve: Oh my god.

Bucky: I don’t know, doll, please go to sleep.

[tincanstark]

Tony: I have everything under control!

Steve and Bucky putting out the fires in Tony's lab: no, the fuck you don't