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Tony: [gives some of his coffee to Steve]

[later]

Steve: Buck, I think Tony wants me to propose.

Bucky: And why is that, Punk?

Steve: He gave me some of his coffee.

Bucky: RIGHT LET'S GO BUY THAT RING!

Steve: Now you don’t want Tony to die

Steve: and I don’t want Tony to die

Steve: Now we gotta make sure Tony doesn’t want Tony to die.

Bucky: Good plan, but have you met Tony?

Natasha: [holding mistletoe over Steve and Tony’s heads]

Natasha: Oh look. You’re standing under mistletoe, that means you have to kiss.

Steve: Tony, tell me something no one knows about you.

Tony: I can’t say the alphabet unless I’m singing the song.

Tony: and I never learned to love.

Bucky: I’m ready, let’s go.

Tony: This is such a bad idea.

Steve: Then why are you coming along?

Tony: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Steve: *reaches for a fry on Tony’s plate*

Tony: *slams grocery divider down between his plate and Steve’s hand*

Steve:

Steve: you told me you didn’t take that from the store.

Tony: and you said you didn’t want any fries, yet here we are.

Tony, panicking: I lost my super soldiers. Has anyone seen Bucky and Steve?

Sam rolls his eyes, stands to his feet, and yells: TONY STARK IS NOT A HERO.

Bucky: WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!?

Steve: IM ABOUT TO STAR-SPANGLED BEAT YOU THE FUCK UP.

Natasha: You like Tony, just admit it.

Steve: We’re just two people that wanna be friends

Steve: … and are sometimes insanely attracted to each other.

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