#incorrectclassquotes

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BBEG: *laughing* You’ll never stop me!

Paladin: That’s where you’re wrong! We’ll stop them with the powers of-

Ranger: Friendship!

Bard: Harmony!

Bloodhunter: *covered in blood* Incredible violence.

Cleric: And love!

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Druid: *throwing food at ducks* Do not forget this act of altruism. If I am ever in trouble I expect you and your brethren to come to my aid. Do not forget.

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Paladin: Is that blood?

Bloodhunter: ...No?

Paladin: That’s not a question you’re supposed to answer with another question.

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Sorcerer: *holding camera* Welcome back to Epic Prank War! Today I’m going to pretend that I’ve killed Bard!

Bard: Let’s do this!

[later]

Wizard: *walks in room with coffee cup and sees Sorcerer standing over an apparently dead Bard*

Wizard: I’m glad someone finally took care of him *leaves*

Bard: *on the brink of tears* …what?

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Warlock: I want to change the world.

Cleric: For the better?

Warlock: ......

Cleric:

Warlock:

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Druid: The crab in the Little Mermaid was right.

Ranger, nodding: The human world is a mess.

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Ranger: These are my service bees

Paladin: But they’re not trained? They attack everyone who gets close to you.

Ranger: They are trained.

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Rogue: You remind me of the ocean.

Sorcerer: Because I’m deep and mysterious?

Rogue: No, because you’re salty and you scare people.