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Warforged Fighter: I was instructed that when you reunite with your parent, you are supposed to hug them. [Warforged awkwardly hugs his creator] Goblin Rogue: Yeah!! Goblin Barbarian: Now, do the patting thing on the back! Goblin Cleric: And the head tilt!!
Paladin: Can you do something for me?
Rogue: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene, and take the blame for it.
Paladin: Can you do the dishes?
Rogue: *already leaving the room* No.
Sometimes when playing D&D, you just belt out banger fucking lines. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a war to wage, and you all have a war to win." For context: Our campaign is taking place in a large archipelago with two primary political powers that have just spiraled into war against one another. This war is mostly a result of demonic corruption infiltrating the leadership of one of the nations and twisting it to evil ends. Typical D&D stuff. The PC party is part of a 'terrorist' organization (really more of a secretive rebel faction) that is trying to investigate and eliminate said demonic corruption. The above quote was said by the commander of the 'good' aligned faction's military. She is in charge of waging the war and managing the front lines, but she is fully aware of the fact that it is not within the power of her army to actually win. Her people's advantage over the corrupted nation begins and ends on the water. The party, on the other hand? Well, they don't have to worry about all that so much. They don't have to worry about the logistics of war or any of that. They just have to slip in, find the demons' heart, and cleave it beating from its nest. All in all, I am very proud of that line up there, and my players seemed to appreciate it, too. Just thought I'd share.
Riptide, our rogue/warlock: I may have made a pact with a god.
Ollima, our cleric: (facepalms)
The oracle and the psychic have stumbled into a room to avoid flooding a sewer.
DM: You obviously see a couple chests and some urns. This is loot if you've ever seen it.
Oracle: can i check the chests for traps?
(she rolls an 8 and a 17)
DM: Both chests are locked but not trapped.
Psychic: I can open them. (pops both open)
DM: I need a reflex save from both of you
Psychic: I thought they weren't trapped ;.;
DM: The oracle didn't notice the traps
Psychic: That's what I get for trusting an oracle
"He bought his sword at swords'r'us"
About a skeleton that always hit but mostly dealt only one damage
Hey, guys. Is it gay to be absorbed by a gelatinous cube with your buddy?
Immanuel the paladin @anarchyongallifrey
Fighter: I live for two reasons.
Monk: And those would be?
Fighter: I was born and I haven't died yet.
