Jul 11, 2020
Sherlock: * coat collar up*
Sherlock: I don’t dress to impress, I dress to depress
Sherlock: I want to look so good that people hate themselves
Bonus -
John: And he does it damn well!
Creds to @spade-animates for the quote
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Sherlock: * coat collar up*
Sherlock: I don’t dress to impress, I dress to depress
Sherlock: I want to look so good that people hate themselves
Bonus -
John: And he does it damn well!
Creds to @spade-animates for the quote
Varys: Well, I warned you.
Tyrion: You did.
Varys: But did you listen?
Tyrion: No.
Varys: Do you ever listen?
Tyrion: No.
Varys: Are you listening now?
Tyrion: No.
Sherlock: h-he walks in, and-d you can f-FEEL the-the dumb energy.
Sherlock: *putting his feet on the table* so I heard you like bad boys
John: what? No?
Sherlock: *removing his feet* oh thank god that felt terrible
Sherlock: this party is boring, can we leave?
John: It’s Lestrade’s 50th
Sherlock: Okay but can we leave?
John: No!
Sherlock: but Mycroft’s eaten all the cake!
John: Sherlock why is there a cow in the kitchen?
Sherlock: You always complain how there’s no milk, so I bought a cow. Also, it’s name is Mycroft II.
John quietly: What the flippity gibbitt?