#incorrectsherlock

[multifandomforthemostpart]

Sherlock: * coat collar up*

Sherlock: I don’t dress to impress, I dress to depress

Sherlock: I want to look so good that people hate themselves

Bonus -

John: And he does it damn well!

Creds to @spade-animates for the quote

[incorrect-game-of-thrones]

Varys: Well, I warned you.

Tyrion: You did.

Varys: But did you listen?

Tyrion: No.

Varys: Do you ever listen?

Tyrion: No.

Varys: Are you listening now?

Tyrion: No.

[pepperwisp]

Sherlock: h-he walks in, and-d you can f-FEEL the-the dumb energy.

[multifandomforthemostpart]

Sherlock: *putting his feet on the table* so I heard you like bad boys

John: what? No?

Sherlock: *removing his feet* oh thank god that felt terrible

[multifandomforthemostpart]

Sherlock: this party is boring, can we leave?

John: It’s Lestrade’s 50th

Sherlock: Okay but can we leave?

John: No!

Sherlock: but Mycroft’s eaten all the cake!

[shock-blanket-blog1]

John: Sherlock why is there a cow in the kitchen?

Sherlock: You always complain how there’s no milk, so I bought a cow. Also, it’s name is Mycroft II.

John quietly: What the flippity gibbitt?