#incorrectsherlockquotes

[olsenbcttany]

Sherlock: Gentlemen, I would like to say it’s been a pleasure knowing you and an honour working with you...

Sherlock: But sadly even I can not bring myself to utter a lie that big at this moment.

[maryholmes94]

Favourite moments from my own 'Sherlock' fics

'House of the Lost Angels', 'episode three' of my 'season 5'.

Mycroft, Sherlock and Eurus meet the new-born Herbert, Mycroft's and Molly's youngest son.

Mycroft: I hope he'll inherit Molly's nose.

Eurus: It's not that bad. It's Sherlock who has to count only on the superiority of Margaret's [his beloved] genes when it comes to looks.

Sherlock: How nice! Be thankful, dear sister, that the nature rested on us and not on you. What would you do with Mycroft's nose and my tiny eyes?

Eurus: Poking the nose in the forbidden places and snapping the eyes at things which are not for snapping. But you're right. Not all of us have to be smart. Someone has to be beautiful.

The three of them could have the best siblings' dynamic in the world, and nothing can change my mind about it.

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Sherlock: “This is John. He’s not my assistant; he’s some other word.”

John: “I’m his carer.”

Sherlock: “Yeah, my carer. He cares so I don’t have to.”

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John: Sherlock stop

John: Sherlock stop.

John: Sherlock stop. You’re gonna get in trouble!

Mary: Sherlock!

Lestrade: *handcuffs Sherlock*

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*After John and Mary’s neighbour claims his mummy wont wake up*

John: Miss Keisha? Miss Keisha?

John: Oh my fucking god. She’s fucking dead.