#internet trolls

[overjoyedstarzy]

Awww my biggest fan!!

@radiantguardianseed thank u for the attention 🩷🩷🩷

[twinterrors29]

Yoda is a troll

in the literal, physical sense, yes

but also in the figurative, internet troll sense

he gets a lot of holo-hate mail, and responds to all of it with utter ragebait

(much of the hate mail during the war was from Palpatine through carefully placed proxies)(he used the rage the responses triggered to fuel his Dark Side Powers™️)

Yoda keeps up the habit during his exile on Dagobah through a secret secure holonet connection, which he uses to send trolling messages to the Emporer periodically

[mymangamemes]

Just your average interaction on the internet

From Perfectly Fine on My Own, so My Fiancé Can Twist in the Wind by Arase Yahiro and Hareta Jun

[kawaiiibunnii]

ragebaiters are masochists and nobody can convince me otherwise. like you are LITERALLY making people upset on purpose just so they can degrade and make fun of you, that's genuinely SO masochistic lmfaoo.

[truthdogg]

Mike Johnson Implies All No Kings Protesters Are Murderers

The Republican House speaker had a deranged defense of Donald Trump’s AI poop video response to the No Kings protests.

“Speaker Johnson, you say that the Democrats had a ‘Hate America’ rally, but what does it say that the president of the United States over the weekend released a video of him pooping on the American people?” The Independent’s Eric Garcia asked Johnson at his Monday press conference.

Johnson chuckled. “The president uses social media to make a point. You can argue he’s probably the most effective person who’s ever used social media for that. He is using satire to make a point,” Johnson replied. “He is not calling for the murder of his political opponents, and that’s what these people are doing.”

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For Johnson’s comments to make the least bit of sense, we first have to assume he believes that President Trump is already king. This fits, of course, with the creepy deference that Johnson displays toward Trump, as well as the White House’s tweets from the weekend showing Trump in a crown.

It also implies that Johnson believes the guillotine (or its modern equivalent) is the only way that the Trump family intends to leave office.

Of course, in the next breath, Johnson explains the anti-American action Trump would take if he was king, which is to shut down any message of disagreement or protest against him: “If President Trump was a king, he would’ve closed the national parks and the National Mall so they couldn’t have had the rally out here,” Johnson said.

None of this should be ignored. Johnson may sound deranged to us, but his comments likely make sense to his supporters.

[aguas-hot]

I saw someone make a Chris Chan mood board, so I want to make mood boards of my favorite lolcows

[thepentigramplots]

my toxic trait is that if someone tried to ragebait me with a stupid take I would actually try to prove them wrong

[tilbageidanmark]

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