#interpret this

[captaincootiez]

eating all the fruit off the @catboycantor tree without a care

[alcorofursa]

had a dream last night that I was swimming with orcas, one of them got me stuck at the bottom of the ocean where I was then captured. I was transported to the Mall of America where I met Shane Madej and got recruited for Buzzfeed Unsolved.

[ice--ocean]

i had a dream that i was being eaten out by God while speeding down the highway on a Kawasaki, no helmet

[loptgangandi]

@sinnhelmingr​ :  ❛ embrace the inevitable. snuggle with the inevitable. take the inevitable out to a nice, candle-lit dinner. ❜ 

today’s horoscope brought to you by loki | selectively accepting

             “ I didn’t realize you and Death were so close !  But I think that’s a wonderful idea, darling. ”

He may well have misinterpreted his daughter’s relationship with the eldest Endless. In his defense, anyone who had seen the pair together would have made the same assumption.

[inesialinando]

[sleepingrootsinside]

So I repeat the words

Non cogito. Nolo. Non sentio

Abdico

[balthacsar]

someone who doesn't know programming stuff, interpret this please