my intj friend and i were arguing about someting while walking to our respective classes and we had to part at the end of a hallway, 2 guys were stading there, and she was playing with her hairclip and she went, "bitch, have i ever been wrong? I'm always ALWAYS right, the universe relies on the accuracy of my predictions, I can never be wrong NEVER" and just then, as she was fiddling with it, somehow the harclip, ladies and gentlemen, rocketed off her hands and hit the guy in the crotch, the situation being disastrous as hell, my friend was naturally petrified, the poor lifeless clip lay hopelessly on the floor and after a long silence i started to laugh at her and said, "oh how right were you about that bitch" and then, regaining her composure, she calmly went, "actually i WAS right y'know, i was trying to dispose off this clip but you *looking at the guy* interrupted me, you obstructed the trajectory of *looking at the clip on the floor* that clip, it was a well planned fully intentional act so please apologise to me" and he went "oh shit I'm so sorry, i have caused you such immense inconvenience I'll just dispose it off for you" and then she went, " oh no it's a ritualistic practice, i must do it another time, the occasion is meant to be auspicious so as to not hurt the feelings of the clip"
