May 14, 2020
Story Time with INTP #5
ESFP: why do you even have Instagram if you're not posting anything?
INTP: 1. For the memes 2. Just to keep up with CS Joseph
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Story Time with INTP #5
ESFP: why do you even have Instagram if you're not posting anything?
INTP: 1. For the memes 2. Just to keep up with CS Joseph
INTP: So... If you take someone on a date, what should be the objectives?
Everyone: *confused*
INTP: Cause the only thing I can compare it with is when animals sing or dance around their mates to impress them, you know, before they...
ENFJ: *sigh* Oh you poor thing
I*TP Problem
I*TP: *struggles to accept a compliment gracefully*
You know you’re INTP when...
...under stress you can’t help rushing into a bookshop to buy new books like others would eat comfort food (while you have no time to read them and still must finish a dozen previous ones) and you spend your evening correcting page setting and punctuation on Wikipedia while your own bedroom is a complete mess.
INTx relationship
INTP: I love you.
INTJ: Thanks.
INTP: You can’t say “thanks” after “I love you”, idiot.
INTJ: But I am really glad!
...
INTJ: I am glad because I appreciate reciprocity.
INTP: Good girl.
late night convo with ENFJ
ENFJ: listen to this song.
INTP: k..
*listens to song
ENFJ: do you get it?
INTP: no..
ENFJ: the lyrics..
ENFJ: put the pieces together
INTP: *squints real hard* yeah i got nothin..
this convo is still going on as i type this, but the fact that i'm clueless tells me it probably has to do with emotions..
also the song is Call Me by Nav
INTP problem #371
Seriously doubting and questioning how the world works with healthy skepticism but can’t read a face or tell when somebody lies because your inferior Fe muscle is hurting the moment you hear the words “meet up”, “outside”, “party” or “gather(ing)” to name a few.
Story Time with INTP #4
INTP: *is sick*
INFJ: Okay, I'll be there in your house
INTP: Gee, thanks but you--
INFJ: *comes in the house*
INTP: have--
INJF: *cleans the house and prepares INTP's school stuff* here you go
INTP: to... uhm, this is so kind of you but this is really embarrassing for me.