INTx at the restaurant
INTP calls the waiter because the INTJ doesn’t feel comfortable talking to people.
INTJ calls the waiter to complain about the food, because the INTP doesn’t feel comfortable talking to people this way.
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INTx at the restaurant
INTP calls the waiter because the INTJ doesn’t feel comfortable talking to people.
INTJ calls the waiter to complain about the food, because the INTP doesn’t feel comfortable talking to people this way.
INTx relationship
INTJ: I am definitely disappointed with my hair today. Is it that bad?
INTP: No.
INTJ: Be honest.
INTP: You look like Albrecht Dürer’s self-portrait.
INTJ: Well... Is it good?
*that INTP smile*
INTx stuff
INTJ: I would like my friends to become friends. This way, I can meet all of them at once and be free of socialising needs for at least a month.
INTP: I would like my friends to become friends. This way, they can meet each other and socialise without me.
INTx relationship at the shopping mall
INTJ: I need a new lipstick. Let’s go to that store.
INTP: *internally screaming*
*at the store*
Person: Good afternoon! Do you-
INTJ: I would like to buy a Soft Matte Lip Cream. Prague colour.
Person: Don’t you wanna see wh-
INTJ: No thanks.
Person: *opening the mouth to say something*
INTJ: No thanks.
*two minutes later*
INTJ: I got my lipstick, honey. Let’s go.
INTP: Seriously? You were so fast! I didn’t even had time to get bothered of the music.
INTJ: Why would I take more time to buy a damned lipstick?
INTP: Oh... I love you.
INTx relationship
INTP: Do you love me more than you despise people?
INTJ: Yes.
INTP: ...oh. Really? No second thoughts?
INTJ: Yes. What about you?
INTP: Yes, I love you. Well, wait. I love you a lot and I despise people a lot but we are together for a couple of months and I despise people for a long time, it means I passed more time despising than loving, but it doesn’t mean I don’t love you much, it means that-
INTJ: (laughing) Shh... I definitely love you.
INTx relationship
(real dialogue)
INTP: Pressure cookers are so weird! It's like a bomb, ready to destroy everything, making that "shhhhhh" noise. I am definitely afraid of pressure cookers. I don't use it!
INTJ: ... and?
INTP: You're like a pressure cooker.
My mom about having an INTJ daughter
(real dialogue)
Mom: Sometimes I’d like to do something to make you magically stop being an INTJ.
INTJ: It is called murder and it is not an option.
Mom: ~sad reaction~
Berlín (ENTJ) - La Casa de Papel
Te (extroverted thinking)
Ni (introverted intuition)
Se (extroverted sensing)
Fi (introverted feeling)
The leader. Berlín is egocentric, narcissistic and charismatic. He controls and definitely likes to be the centre of attention. He has no empathy, he can and will hurt your feelings. He is sarcastic and has a peculiar sense of humour. A very objective and logic character that can deal with the pressure, even when others are getting mad. He knows the plan, he can perfectly follows it, but everything will change if he feels that his authority is not respected. If so, he will be explosive and can also be aggressive.
One of the best ENTJ characters I have ever seen.
INTx relationship
INTP: For you, everybody is potentially wrong, except yourself.
INTJ: Obviously.
*that INTP smile*
INTP: What about INTJ2?
INTJ: Anh... Well...
INTP: And INTJ3? And INTJ4?!
INTJ: Wait, I am still thinking... Oh shit.
INTP: Ha! GOTCHA!
INTx relationship
INTP: I love you.
INTJ: Thanks.
INTP: You can’t say “thanks” after “I love you”, idiot.
INTJ: But I am really glad!
...
INTJ: I am glad because I appreciate reciprocity.
INTP: Good girl.
Person: Am I right?
INTP: I'm almost certain you're not, but to be fair I wasn't listening.
Each Type In The Loop
ENTP: Ne-Fe
Ne generates tons of potential disasters and Fe cries over them. If this loop is seen amidst depression, bipolar disorder, or anxiety, it can spiral extremely quickly. If depressed, the ENTP will be socially anxious (and may avoid people, which would make their situation even worse after a while,) extremely emotional, impulsive, and unusually negative.
INTP: Ti-Si
The INTP in the loop will become extremely socially withdrawn and nostalgic. They will live in their heads and/ or in the past and will completely disregard the feelings of themselves and others.
ENTJ: Te-Se
Will become a complete control freak, tear people down, and make impulsive decisions. They may oppress or intimidate people just to get a reaction and may become abusive. May also nitpick every single detail and overlook the big picture until something becomes too messed up to ignore.
INTJ: Ni-Fi
The INTJ will bottle up their feelings and get to the root of every single one. They may develop a mindset of total superiority and become seclusive. They will display little patience when people cannot magically guess their feelings and needs and may become angry.
ENFP: Ne-Te
The ENFP will become immensely stressed and try to clean up their lives here and now. May also attempt to meddle in other peoples’ lives. Their actions will become sporadic and then anxiety will accumulate due to overuse of undeveloped Te.
INFP: Fi-Si
The INFP will make any excuses they can to not socialize and instead live in the past. Their reclusion can give them time alone which may help, but may also launch a bout of depression due to bottled up feelings and a strong tendency to relive better times in their life.
ENFJ: Fe-Se
ENFJs have the best of intentions when caught in the loop, but the end up giving a lot of advice that wasn’t asked for and will then become sad, confused, and possibly angry when people try to spend time away from them. If alone they will probably try to blame others for their situation or will pick themselves apart and dwell on each flaw.
INFJ: Ni-Ti
The INFJ in the loop will spend a lot of time jumping to conclusions about how things work and making assumptions without enough evidence. This may be predicting what other people need or how an event will play out but it is not reliable. They may also become extremely cold and seclusive but lonely at the same time. If people do not approach them they may become bitter.
ESTP: Se-Fe
The loop affects the ESTP by making them impulsive, carefree, and needy for affection. They may become manipulative in order to get a rush or obtain something to distract them from their situation. Drug use is a risk if the ESTP’s situation is particularly bad.
ISTP: Ti-Ni
The ISTP will go out of their way to break all rules and purposely mess up people’s lives. They may become destructive and will also develop a sense of superiority. They will think they are above all emotional sources of stress and thusly neglect their feelings and the feelings of others.
ESTJ: Te-Ne
Constantly thinking of things to fix and constantly making plans to fix them, the ESTJ will become a micromanaging control freak that will not stop unless stopped by someone else. They will become overwhelmed by their foresight of all the things that need doing and their overactive Te will stress them out.
ISTJ: Si-Fi
Similar to the INFP, the ISTJ will become reclusive and nostalgic. Their emotions will catch them by surprise and will leave them overanalyzing everything as well as unhealthily dealing with feelings. They will ignore others who reach out to them and may develop a sense of superiority.
ESFP: Se-Te
Their usual debonair attitude will be conflicted by their overactive yet underdeveloped Te. They will begin to ignore their feelings in pursuit of something that can really get them going.
ISFP: Fi-Ni
The ISFP will become over trust their tertiary Ni and develop a sense of superiority and self-improvement that hasn’t actually taken place yet. They will use Ni to analyze their emotions as well as the emotions of the people around them and will treat people as if they know less than the ISFP.
ESFJ: Fe-Ne
The ESFJ will probably overcommit to events and occasions and then forget about them due to tertiary Ne. They may neglect certain friends in the pursuit of others and wont remember to apologize. They may also become overly emotional and destructive in their will to improve others.
ISFJ: Si-Ti
The ISFJ will become nostalgic and analytical of past events. The rationalizing of their emotions can lead to dangerous confidence and they may engage in unhealthy relations. They will bring people close to them and push them away just as quickly.
Somewhat prompted by an ask from perceeweasley
If an INTP starts telling you about their emotions, pay attention. This doesn’t happen very often.
Please.
INTx relationship
INTP: I was thinking about our friend X, we promise to meet him soon, but these days are so complicated... It'd be better to postpone the meeting.
INTJ: I know. The meeting won't be in three days, but in two weeks, namely on Wednesday.
INTP: Wait. Did you converse with him?
INTJ: No.
*that INTP silent moment*
INTJ: What?
INTP: You planned the meeting on your own, postponed it on your own, decided the best day... guess what? on your own!!!
INTJ: But if-
INTP: AND YOU FORGOT TO COMMUNICATE ME AND X. Please, you cannot make all the plans involving other people IN YOUR MIND and-
INTJ: Indeed.
INTP: So...
INTJ: Hm?
INTP: What's your plan?
INTJ: After the trip, in two weeks, on Wednesday. This way we both will have two days to rest and organise our stuff. What do you think, honey?
INTP: Great. I love you.
INTJ Writing
INTJ: I think this character will work well with his family once he finds them.
ISTJ: Yes, that will be fascinating
INTJ: *five minutes later* Actually I am going to kill his family.
ISTJ: YOU JUST SAID-
If this isn’t me…
Accurate.
Very.
Very accurate.
INTP and ENTJ dialogue
(fictional)
ENTJ: Then I told INTJ that my Wi-Fi password is "entjisalwaysright".
INTP: (laughs) That's an awesome joke! What was her reac-
ENTJ: Wait! It's not a joke!
INTP: oh, come on...
INTJ and ENTP conversation
(real conversation between a bored ENTP and an irritated INTJ)
ENTP: Oh, I was thinking about this MBTI thing... I don't know. On Internet that are only INFPs, INFJs, INTPs, INTJs... You know. That's weird.
INTJ: What's the point?
ENTP: I simply can't find extraverted people and I think this personality theory is quite weird. A single test!!! How is it possible that only introverts talk about it and brightly include it on their social network's bio and...
INTJ: Extraverted people, like you, are always busy bothering others, like me. Then, we stop talking and go to our comfortable computers.
ENTP: oh...
ENTP: It makes sense.
INTJ: You're welcome.