people be like "why do ace people make sex jokes if they dont have sex" bitch i see you making 9/11 jokes and you wasnt there
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people be like "why do ace people make sex jokes if they dont have sex" bitch i see you making 9/11 jokes and you wasnt there
Idk whatto ask so ill just ask how are you guys
Doin' great. Except for when Nico tried to drown me while we were brushing our teeth together. Let it be known that this evil, evil man tried to kill me. I nearly succumbed to Death then and there. - Will
gods you apollo kids are dramatic. i literally just splashed his face with water. lightly. because he had toothpaste left over on the corner of his mouth. it was disgusting. - nico
You are so, so mean to me. Now answer the question. - Will
im good. no swordfighting classes for me to teach today but im meant to help leo with his mechanics class in the afternoon. might be... tolerable. if someone doesnt manage to self-immolate. - nico
So your morning's free? - Will
He rolled his eyes. That means yes. You're coming with me to the infirmary after breakfast. - Will
ha. as if i'd rather be anywhere else. - nico
I met with the dental surgery center paramedic before I got my wisdom teeth taken out and I will never forget the pure comedic moment of me warning him, "I'm a really difficult stick" and him being like, "In my entire career, there's only two people I wasn't able to start an IV on" and in that moment being 100% certain it was about to be three.
Morgan *drops turkey*
Random man *picks up turkey*
Me: IS THAT NICK BURKHART?!
Today... Was a good day
/wearily gives a shakey thumbs up
"It's the leaning tower of Murder Hobos."
-- Callon
“my lap was unbelievable”
I have some sort of marine biologist disease that makes me describe certain bristleworms as "stately"