am here to ask if it’s okay to request for bunny iglesias x itoshi! sister 😈 (just like w the kaiser x isagi! sister one)
break his legs
bunny iglesias x itoshi!fem!reader. crack ft. bros rin and sae
it’s official.
rin is your favorite brother.
he’s been a little weirdo freak since the day your parents brought him into the world, but he was your little brother and you loved him as much as your other brother sae until the day you announced you had a boyfriend.
well… technically some shitty news account did. you don’t even know your relationship with star striker bunny iglesias was made public until your brother facetime called you at 2am your time.
half asleep, you assumed the worst, considering sae never called you. you clicked answer and squinted against the sudden brightness. when your eyes adjusted, you saw sae staring at the screen with metaphorical steam coming out of his nose and ears.
“bunny iglesias?!” he screamed through the device.
again, you’d just woken up. the most intelligent thing you could come up with (after a tense seven and a half second pause) was, “huh?”
“why am i being assaulted with images of bunny iglesias putting his mouth on your face in 4k?!”
“why are you saying his name like that, bro—“
“does rin know?! that our sister has lost her mind?!”
you blinked at the phone. sae blinked back viciously. you would have felt threatened if you weren’t still half asleep.
clicking out of facetime, ignoring your brother’s passionate, “don’t put me on pause!”, you found the article in question and quickly scanned it over.
sure enough, it was taken after one of his games in a hallway that was off-limits to the public, you might add. you sighed at the doe-eyed look your boyfriend was giving you as he cupped the side of your face, seconds away from kissing you.
“are you seriously fawning over your own exposé?!”
yes. yes you were. “yes,” you told him as you clicked back into app, fighting the urge to laugh at sae’s angry forehead. “he’s just so pretty!”
“i hate you,” your brother declared. “by default, you are now the enemy, sister.”
rolling your eyes, you finally decided to sit up and defend yourself. “come on, sae. he treats me like a princess—“
“you’re dating bunny iglesias?!” your younger brother shouted as he slammed your bedroom door open, and you deadpanned between rin’s sleep-rumpled appearance and sae on your phone screen. he was giving you a look that read, “see?!”
irritated that your sleep was now ruined, you tossed your phone at rin, who scrambled to catch it, and crossed your arms stubbornly over your chest. “yes, i’m dating bunny iglesias. i love him, and i’m gonna keep dating him, despite the stupid rivalry you have with him, sae.”
sae humphed.
you rolled your eyes and watched as rin suddenly shifted uncomfortable on his feet.
“you know what?” he began, tossing the phone back in your direction. “as long as he treats you right and you guys don’t do anything inappropriate while i’m in the house, i don’t care.”
he ran off after that, presumably to go back to sleep, and you pointedly ignored sae’s grumbled, “traitor,” as you yelled after him, “inappropriate—itoshi rin!”
face burning, you turned your attention back to your screen, where sae’s angry forehead was on full display. unfortunately, it brought a smile to your face.
sae was sure to wipe that away as he said, “honestly, what do you even see in that guy?”
and surprise, surprise! the smile was back.
“he’s exciting. he’s good to me, he makes me laugh, and i enjoy the time i spend with him, even if we’re doing nothing but sitting beside each other watching a game. i love him,” that last line was a bit quieter, a bit shy, and you watched the angry lines in your brother’s forehead slowly dissipate.
sae was quiet for a long time, and part of you thought maybe he disconnected. but after a moment, he moved, and then he sighed and raised the phone until his entire face was in view.
“i hate him,” he said again, and you opened your mouth to defend your boyfriend, but sae beat you to it. “i hate him, but if he treats you right and you love him… it’s your relationship.”
you beamed and hoped the smile blinded sae through the phone. “that’s right, it is.”
sae grumbled and let his hand drop a bit so that you got another screen full of his forehead. “i know you’re not a kid anymore, but i don’t want to say i told you so. you’re my sister, and i don’t want to see you upset.”
your lips parted in surprise. sae, your apathetic brother, looking out for you? it made something crack in your chest, just a little.
of course, you had to tease him for the uncharacteristic softness. letting your voice get all high and annoying, you pulled the camera as close to your face as possibly. “awww, is my scary big brother looking out for me~?”
“i’m hanging up.”
“i’m just playing!” you laughed back, satisfied with his reaction.
sae showed a grimace before sighing and rolling his eyes. “i’m serious. if he hurts you, i’m ending his career.”
“you won’t have to; there’d be nothing left to end.”
you watched your brother’s eyebrows shoot a little higher. though he tried to hide it, you caught the satisfied little grin on his face. “good. i raised you right.”
scoffing, you stuck your tongue out at the screen. “you didn’t raise me at all, dummy. plus, rin is still my favorite—hello? sae?”
the words, call disconnected, along with the timestamp flashed on your screen, and you sent your brother a single 🖕 emoji before opening the chat covered in heart emojis.
you:
just a heads up, if you break my heart, my brother might try to break both your legs
bunny 💗💞💖💖💝💞💓💞💞💓💞:
😳 good thing i don’t plan on ever doing that