#jameh

[anaiisanaiisanaiis]

[arabella-in-riot-van]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR COOKIE!!!

[angelinbreeding]

the monkeys

Hi, I'm Moonlight and today, I present to my favourite group of silly middle-aged british men whom I'm obsessed with. I give you the characteristics of the boys which I focus on the most and the names I refer to our arti monkees as; consider this a dictionary <3

I. YELLAM’O DRAWDE SALOHCIN

nicholas edward o'malley

july 5, 1985 (happy birthday n)

oldest of the group, bass and vocals

dvd (deep voice daddy)

“i think that's more a mental health issue than a superstition”

quiet but when he talks, it's 99% proven to be sexual

lives in the basement

background character

goddess amongst man

🐧

eyes eyes eyes

curls curls curls

don't bother him he's just chilling and being a goddess

nicky, NEO (initials), yellamo,

II. EX PORNSTAR

james robert cook

july 8, 1985 (hbd in advance 🍪)

second oldest, rhythm guitar and ex-vocals

legend

unhinged

“jameh don't be a cracko”

will destroy you

chaotic evil

🍪

underrated

red™

screws up on the guitar aLOT

jameh, cookie (-dough/cutter)

III. SIMP

alexander david turner

january 6, 1986 (happy belated birthday m'luv)

second youngest, guitar, songwriter and vocals (also frontman)

becomes a different person every album

shy bbg acting like a bad boy

“you could say they're selling like ghost cookies”

dry

accent 101

dependency issues

sex god

just a sweetheart

fuckable

subby lemur boy

big words

huge nose

pathetic boy charm and autistic tendencies

alix, al, ally, lexi

IV. AGILE BEAST

matthew j. helders iii

may 7, 1986 (happy belated birthday)

youngest, drums and vocals

god

bullied

“I WANNA ROCK AND ROLL”

alex’s babysitter

vlogger

only human who knows technology

precious

▶️

does not age

girl dad

matthew, mattel, god helders

[spinmehpropeller]

Alex and Jamie

[ourbrightside]

Jameh - 📸 Chapman Baehler @ Flood Magazine

[arcticpuppeteer]

Reverend&TheMakers: Somebody sent me this vid of me interviewing Arctic Monkeys for their website back in the day🤷‍♂️😂

[rawgreenbeans]

Jamie Cook tuning and getting ready >>> everything else

[amazing-penisparker]

Hard choice to make 🖐️😔