Feb 25, 2023
Walburga Black: You are not good enough for my son, and I don't want you around him. End. Of. Story.
James: *at the door with a guitar* so why don't you give me one more-
*door is slammed in his face*
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Walburga Black: You are not good enough for my son, and I don't want you around him. End. Of. Story.
James: *at the door with a guitar* so why don't you give me one more-
*door is slammed in his face*
puns :3
sirius: prongs would you be a deer and get me a glass of water please<3
james: fuck you so, so much !
sirius: oh, please don't, my brother will get jealous :(
james: fuck off pads <3
sirius: but you're doe funny, prongs :( i couldn't deerl with leaving...
james: are you shitting me😭
sirius: nooo...james you know i'm always sirius, DOEn't you?
james: HOW do you have so MANY of them for fuck's sake...
sirius:
sirius: no i-deer
james: pads i'm gonna kill you
sirius: come on prongs, deernertime!! james: james, calling: REGULUS!!!!! i want dinner!!
regulus: *manifesting from the shadows (descending the stairs) like the spooky wizard (edgy nico di angelo ass bottom) he is* dinner has arrived, potter ;)
sirius: oh, FUCK no! prongs keep your paws OFF my brother!!!
james: last time i checked, YOU had the paws, pads...
sirius:
james, turning: reg, you look so- *glances at sirius* so FETCHING!!!!!!!!
sirius: sirius.exe has stopped working
James: Sometimes I wonder if Remus and Reggie are okay.
Remus: Sometimes I get the overwhelming desire to eat two thirds off a brick
Regulus, fascinated: What do you do with the other third
Remus: Feed it to my pet dog, Sirius
Sirius: What in the actual fuck
Just a normal morning for Starchaser
James : I’m so obsessed of you
Regulus : I know babe, me too and even harder.Now can you drink your tea darling ?
regulus: just because you're sexy doesn't mean you can do whatever you want
james:
james: wait- you think im sexy?
blah blah strings of fate blah blah jegulus au blah blah
jamulus or twinchaser
TWINCHASER I'm cackling
Jamulus is also excellent
“Is he drunk?” James watched amusedly as his boyfriend proceeded to stumble into the living room and fall face-first onto the couch.
“I’m not drunk, I’m Regulus!”
“Let’s just say Sirius bet he could put down more drinks than Reggie, and well…” Remus nodded to where Sirius was currently attempting to climb on top of Regulus, who quickly pushed his elder brother back onto the floor. “You should probably take him home.”
James shook his head before making his way to the couch and stepping over Sirius. “You heard him, Reggie, let’s go home.”
“No! You can’t take me home, I have a boyfriend!”