#sunnyquotes

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James, trying to teach Remus: step one of flirting, eye contact.

Remus: I am...intensely.

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Sirius: Remus, why are you glaring at me like i owe you money?

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james trying to make harry say 'daddy'

James: Come on, Harry, say 'daddy!' Daaaa-deee. Harry: Muma! James: No, Harry, daddy. Daaaaddy. Da-dee. Harry: Papa! James: *under his breath* What the fuck >:( Harry: ...fUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (a gremlin) Regulus: *enters the room right that moment* JAMES!!! Harry: Papa!!!! Fuck!!! James: *...literal deer in headlights* It wasn't me!! Regulus: ...Harry, where did you hear that word? Harry: ...Daaa-dee! Harry: :D

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peter & remus in their dorm watching prongsfoot make out

peter: we've gotta ask them

remus: yeah, this has been going on a while

peter: there's no way they haven't talked about it with each other

remus: agreed, let's ask tomorrow

the next day....

peter: james...ive been meaning to ask you this and i wouldn't want to press if it's a sensitive topic-

james: omg what is it

peter: are you and sirius...together??

james: of course we're together!!

peter: *sigh of relief* oh okay that's what we th-

james: -we share a room!

peter: *facepalms* no i meant...are you and sirius...involved

james: ??? of course we're involved!!

peter: so you mean like, you're da-

james: -we hang out a lot!!

peter: *about to crash out* JAMES. ARE YOU ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED WITH SIRIUS. BLINK ONCE FOR YES BLINK TWICE FOR NO.

james: *blinks* ...yes?? we're dating why didn’t you just ask

peter: oh my GOD

*from the next room*

remus: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T SNAP YOUR FINGERS ONCE FOR YES AND TWICE FOR NO, RIGHT NOW, SIRIUS BLACK.!!! ARE YOU DATING JAMES OR NOT?!?!?!?!?

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puns :3

sirius: prongs would you be a deer and get me a glass of water please<3

james: fuck you so, so much !

sirius: oh, please don't, my brother will get jealous :(

james: fuck off pads <3

sirius: but you're doe funny, prongs :( i couldn't deerl with leaving...

james: are you shitting me😭

sirius: nooo...james you know i'm always sirius, DOEn't you?

james: HOW do you have so MANY of them for fuck's sake...

sirius:

sirius: no i-deer

james: pads i'm gonna kill you

sirius: come on prongs, deernertime!! james: james, calling: REGULUS!!!!! i want dinner!!

regulus: *manifesting from the shadows (descending the stairs) like the spooky wizard (edgy nico di angelo ass bottom) he is* dinner has arrived, potter ;)

sirius: oh, FUCK no! prongs keep your paws OFF my brother!!!

james: last time i checked, YOU had the paws, pads...

sirius:

james, turning: reg, you look so- *glances at sirius* so FETCHING!!!!!!!!

sirius: sirius.exe has stopped working

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marauders sleepover core

Sirius: love you prongsie<3 James: ilyt Pads<3 Sirius: ily so much prongs. soooo much. James: no i love YOU so much! *a pause* James: ...we love you, moony. Soooo much. Remus: thanks. I was feeling left out.

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regulus: *speaks French* james: babe I'm literally so attracted to you rn

sirius: *speaks French* remus: *already learnt French so they could speak it together* <3 *speaks French back* sirius: sirius: i'm literally so attracted to you rn

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marauders sleepover

Sirius: love you Moony<3 Remus: ilyt Pads<3 Sirius: ily so much Moons. Soooo much. Remus: no I love YOU so much<3 *a pause* Remus: ...we love you, James. Soooo much. James: thanks. I was feeling left out.

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in the afterlife post dh:

*peter appears*

james:

james: man peter, you just HAD to go and commit homiecide didn’t you