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Airline: any baggage?

Jason: just emotional

Jason:

Airline:

Jason: oh and the bloody duffle bag

Jason at the bank: do you need anything else?

Banker: we need proof that you are who you say you are.

Jason *pulling out his death certificate*: does this work?

Dick *sitting next to him groaning*: I knew this was a bad idea.

Jason is the type of person to submit his death certificate for things that require a birth certificate.

Tim: i had a dream i died last night

Dick: you mean a nightmare right?

Tim:

Dick:

Bruce:

Alfred:

Dick: YOU MEAN A NIGHTMARE RIGHT?!

Damian: I am the favorite, since i am the biological son.

Tim: if anything that means Bruce wad forced to take you in! He chose us!

Damian: He hardly chose you, you just pestered him enough to the point where he allowed you to stay!

Jason: come on guys it's clear I'm the favorite. *glances from the rest of the bat boys* fine, atleast im Alfreds favorite. If anyone its dickface

Dick: *offended hand on chest* its not a competition! if it were id win *under his breath*

Loud arguing issues, including all of them tackling eachother claiming to be the favorite. Jason is just there for fun*

Characters as my texts

Rachel showing everyone a weird video: Percy be like

Percy:…..

Annabeth: oop

Percy: fuck you Rachel

Rachel: wow

Frank: dam

Leo: ay guys y’all can’t say that. This is supposed to be family friendly.

Rachel: Not with Percy. Or Thalia. Or piper.

Hazel: this is a family friendly Channel y’all

piper: be so for real with me right now man

Jason unconscious on the floor next to a brick:………..

#jason is a mood