#jesse no

[jessefadenfbc]

JESSE YOURE ADORABLE

[cowboy-vevo]

[mchanzo-incorrectquotes]

McCree: you know how angela and Fareeha has their ‘thing’ where they can both fly?

Hanzo: yes?

McCree: we should like, both climb or something.

Hanzo: Remember that time you accidentally got locked out on the balcony?

McCree: yes?

Hanzo: you got stuck halfway down the second floor.

McCree: good point.

McCree: then why don’t we go summon dragons or swordfighting or horseback riding or something?

[robotfamiliar]

{{ Buy me dinner first. }}

[melanchole]

my shit ass hamster whos currently wrapped in a bandage keeps running into the door to his cage. stop that you're literally hurt you fuck ass

[dykerory]

the guys in the squad were discussing what position in a wolf pack they'd be (Davis claiming to be 'the alpha' since he'd been doing really against the werewolves) and i tell you nothing in resident evil: villiage filled me with as bone deep dread as jesse cox going "i'm the omega male. that's good right? i'm going to look it up"

[dragxnfall]

The bio-weapon shifted on it's feet, hydraulic gears minutely adjusting to the weight in movement. Blood red visor leaning down to eye the one standing before her. "You are quite small...I expected a larger intruder."

the cowbow merely puffs on his cigar, frowning up at the being quite literally looking down at him on more than one occasion. “hey now, don’t be rude. a humble 6′1 is always appreciated where i come from.” mccree comments, clearly not perturbed by the size difference or by the fact that he’s staring at a creature made only in nightmares in the eyes. he’s seen worse as a kid. “bet cha won’t come down here and say that to m’face.”