#john constantine

[m0th-h]

Ghost King Danny getting locked in the sarcophagus of sleep for a few millennia and eventually accidentally released by Constantine

Danny: What the fuck..? What time is it?

John, freaking the fuck out: Shhh, shhhhh, just go back to sleep. Please.

[meangreenspaceman]

[ratblazer]

Zatanna projecting her period cramps onto Constantine

[ciricearts]

prompts from my instagram chat group!!<3

[aeturnum-mendacacium]

Robin! Jason: Robin gives me magic! :D

Constantine: *suspicious side eye glaring* Hm....

Bruce: oh come on, just because I have a high chance of being consumed by evil if I do magic -which is why I'm not allowed to do magic- doesn't mean he will! That's just a kid's saying!

Constantine: uh huh

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Red hood! Jason: *all-blades in hand* Sup motherfuckers guess who's back

Constantine: I FUCKING KNEW IT

[mellosdrawings]

It's the bisexual rizz. No way he could've gotten a baddie like Zatanna otherwise.

[canonplag]

.... who'd be stupid enough to walk it with me?

happy birthday john <3