So, I'm new here, and I intend to post some stuff that I write.
I used to write some headcanons and oneshots years ago, but unfortunately, I gave up. Honestly, Idk why but suddenly I wanted to do this again.
Btw, english is not my first language, so, sorry for the mistakes!
About me
I'm Diego,and my pronouns are he/him.
I like to write various things, but here I intend to post just fics and things like that. I like to draw too! Maybe I post some of my drawings here too.
What I'll write for:
Animes:
☆Blue Lock
Kaiser Michael sfw headcanons
Kunigami Rensuke sfw headcanons
☆Tokyo Revengers
Insect problems
☆JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (part 1-7)
Stardust Crusaders text messages (???)
Jofoes and Jobros with Kokomi!Reader
Funny Valentine X Bolsonaro!Reader Hcs
☆Kuroshitsuji
Games:
☆Stardew Valley
☆Your Turn To Die
Shin Tsukimi - Rio Ranger (Separately) ABC NSFW
Rio Ranger fluff cuddle headcanons
Rio Ranger fluff crumbs
Midori first date headcanons
Midori abc nsfw
Midori enemies to lovers oneshot
☆A Date With Death
I write:
☆Headcanons
☆Oneshots
☆Imagines
☆Abc sfw/nsfw
☆Fem, masc and gender neutral s/o
And more, just ask!
I don't write:
Anything criminal or problematic (like pdf, zoo etc 💀).
That's it! Idk if someone will read it, because it's my first time here on tumblr, but anyways, I'll try my best and try to post regularly.
cw: yandere content, fem!reader, spoilers for johnny’s past, obsessive behaviors, modern and equestrian academy!AU (Stands still exist), tusk being a lil shit, suggestive, background y/n's harem stuff, potential manipulation? this was meant to be cute…
a/n: my slightly overdue contribution to the fandom ◡̈
"Hey.”
”Hey.”
..okay, judging by your still-in-place smile, Johnny can proudly conclude he did a better job in tidying up the apartment than whatever monstrosity Gyro committed to the air spray last week.
You switch to a pair of indoor slippers, organizing the shoe rack in the process (he’s thankful for that), while balancing a plate of freshly baked cookies in your other hand (he’s super thankful for that). Being spoiled so often with pastries and your lovely company, it’s hard for him not to get attached, even when Diego has and will always chew you out for it when your roommate comes home in the evening.
These walls aren’t thick, and he definitely heard minor bickering downstairs: you huffing, Diego spilling petty insults he didn’t actually mean. It would always end with running water at the sink, where Johnny presumes you got that grumpy dinosaur to do the dishes while you dry, his complaints lasting all night.
Chumimi~in
Tusk ACT1 materializes before your hand even grazes the edge of the table and pulls out a chair for you to sit across from him. It lets out a cute squeal upon seeing the sweet-smelling treat on the table… and you. OR you. Eh, those two things became interchangeable long ago in the dusty recesses of his mind.
“Aww,” you coo as his Stand skips the plate and lunges straight at your face. Being the cute, tiny little pink… thing it is, Tusk just bumps against your nose. That draws another laugh out of your soft lips. “Hi there, little buddy~”
Great, not even two minutes into this hangout, and he is so close to popping a boner.
Attempting to diffuse the heat in his groin, the blond clears his throat. “Hello? I’m still here!”
“Ah, right. Sorry!” You stick your tongue out, and he scoffs playfully. Tusk has stopped loitering around your face at this point, instead sprawling on your left shoulder with seemingly no intention of going back to its user any time soon.
“So,” you push the plate towards him; the smell of caramelized apple instantly blesses Johnny’s nostrils. “what happened this morning? I heard something fall at, uh, 3AM?"
"Oh, that was—“
Johnny shoves one cookie into his mouth with unusual gusto and almost moans at the heavenly taste. God, just how big were the meteorites that cyan dinosaur must have stopped for an asshole like Diego to come home to a beautiful girl and a home-cooked meal every day?
"—Gyro. He downed Robusta coffee before bed and woke up at midnight to deep clean the whole living room."
"And you just let him?" You try to reel your laugh in. Johnny sighs in response.
“It was way worse when you're not even five feet away from him. That dummy kept humming the stupid ass pizza cheese the entire time. I was so close to hitting him with a frying pan. "
"So the noise... "
“Ugh, I wish,” the blond rolls his eyes. “But he just tripped over a chair and lay there until sunrise.”
“Yeah, tell Gyro to walk it off.” You snicker. “It woke Dio up, and he almost barged up here to bite his head off.”
Chumimi~in
You should have moved on to lighter topics at this point, but Tusk chirps again, clearly agitated to not be the center of your attention for longer than three minutes. Wow, whoever this little shit took after must be so pathetic. Your eyes go from him to his Stand, soft and indulgent. Petting Tusk’s head with your index finger, you giggle when it leans into your palm like a touch-starved house cat.
Johnny stiffens in his wheelchair.
By extension, you're practically petting him too.
But it's fine; he's fine. Even if the throb in his pants begs to differ, Johnny balls both of his hands into fists and grinds his teeth as you nuzzle your cheek against Tusk. He... he can smell your sunscreen and shampoo, bits of cinnamon, butter from this morning's baking session. The warmth of your soft skin makes Johnny want to melt in his spot.
It ends up making him choke instead.
"Argh—!"
Letting out a gruttal sound, Johnny reaches for the herbal tea pot near the edge of the table for some warm liquid. But you, being who the girl that you are—too considerate, too kind, too perfect—rush to pour him a cup first. The blond mutters a small, sheepish thank you through flushed cheeks and lowered gaze as he drinks, feeling your hand smoothing down his back.
“You good? Sorry if the cookies are too dry. I probably put too much flour.”
Johnny quickly shakes his head, darting his eyes up to meet yours.
“No, they’re—”
Boobs.
That’s all it takes for his brain to short-circuit.
Because your boobs are three inches from his face, fucking dammit!
“They’re what?”
You look at him, mildly confused. You’re already bent over the table to hand him the teacup and stroke his back, not noticing how compromising your position is. It’s like those awful porn stacks Johnny found under Gyro’s bed, except he… kind of gets the appeal now.
“Dude,” you sigh. It slightly alarms Johnny how similar your brow-furrowing is to Diego's. “If you’re gonna have a stroke, can you hold it until next week? I still need pointers on my riding posture.”
"Ah, fuck—okay."
Satisfied with the answer, you beam and squish his cheeks together before finally backing away. He missed your touch. He misses you; you’re one of the few people in his life who don’t walk on eggshells around him, nor do you treat him like one.
Ever aware of its Master’s blooming desire, Tusk ACT1 squirms from its place on your shoulder. Okay, he isn’t this down bad, and even if he is—
Chumimi~in
“…”
His Stand just slid right down into your cleavage.
His brains blue-screen.
His eyes widen.
His jaws on the floor.
Johnny Joestar wants to fucking die.
“Y-You little shit! GET BACK HERE!”
Reaching over the table in desperation, Johnny extends his arm in a hopeless attempt to retract his Stand. It’s not just bad, it’s fucking horrendous how he can feel everything in the valley between your plump tits where Tusk is poking its tiny head out.
“I’m so fucking sorry! It just did that on its own, I swear to–”
Chumimi~in
Intense shockwave travels from his lower spine up the neurons in his brain; Johnny’s hands tremble in the air, panting as his face gets progressively redder. It’s like his head is buried between… oh Lord.
When he mutters your name, it sounds like a plea.
“Can you…? Please…?”
"I don't know... Tusk looks quite comfy here."
Johnny whimpers your name this time.
A sly grin makes its way onto your face.
”Hmph, alright.”
Lifting the tiny axolotl-like creature with your thumb and index finger, you hold it up for inspection. The sight seems... amusing for you, at least, judging by how your grin widens at the sight of Tusk's cartoonishly swirly eyes and the equally cartoonish dizzy stars crowding around its head.
A defeated groan left Johnny's lips, muffled by the blonde's palms over his own face. There goes his dignity.
"You're so evil..."
"At least this little fella likes it."
"Please put it down," Johnny musters with as much calmness as he can afford, though his voice still ends up cracking a bit.
You just shrug with a quaint smile.
But the second Johnny's hands move away, you immediately hoist Tusk closer to your face and start… peppering kisses all over the Stand’s face.
?!?!?!
?!?!?!?!?!
Johnny Joestar.exe has stopped working.
You were probably up two hours ago.
The same time Johnny rolled his wheelchair into the living room, his annoying Italian friend suddenly bolted up from where he fell on his ass, and proceeded to sniff the air like a guard dog.
“She’s baking again today.”
Johnny tried to keep his poker face. “So?”
“Don’t ‘So?’ me, you know it’s gonna be good stuff.” Gyro mused, flashing his toothy grin. “I’m out today, soldier. Try not to bust your nuts the second she walks through that door.”
Yeah, right.
…yeah, right…
“Aww, he’s so cute!”
You sing-song, pulling away at last. At this point, Tusk looks downright delirious at the attention and affection you bombarded it with in the last few minutes, its small body limping in the palms of your hands.
Chumimi~in
Blood is probably the last concern in his mind right now, with how hard Johnny’s fingers are digging into his temple, doing just anything to reel back the pained, desperate whimpers that were seconds from escaping. He can't breathe, can hardly hear his surroundings over the bass of his own heartbeats, drumming loud and clear in the blond’s ears.
You’re killing him, and you don’t even have a clue.
And yet, much to Johnny’s horror, Tusk ACT1 still finds the energy to shoot up one last time, circling your head like an excited puppy before finally fading away.
“...I-I hope you know that you just basically kissed my soul.”
It’s meant to be a casual remark, a bad joke in a poor attempt to water down his embarrassment.
“Mhm,” you grin. “I know.”
ADSHFEEFJHKJDFIOWREIHSMA—
Excuse me?!
“Hey, don’t Stands reflect their user's deepest desire though?” Your lips curl in amusement as you lean one cheek onto the palm that just cradled the literal manifestation of his life spirit. “Does that mean…?”
Johnny’s face gets progressively redder. As if his legs aren’t already immobile enough in this wheelchair, the blond will gladly throw himself off the balcony just to avoid looking you in the eyes.
“D-Don’t just… assume that,” he awkwardly clears his throat. “Tusk might be a manifestation of me, yes, but it has its own flairs and preferences too. You’re a pretty girl, you treat it nicely, you feed it food. Who wouldn't get attached?”
Ignore the fact that it applied to him too…
“Hmmm…"
He watches you purse your cute lips, tilting your head further to the side.
Fuck.
Maybe he does like you.
But is there a chance that you truly like him back?
Diego will wear your skin if you let him. Chain you down in a suburban mansion overlooking many rolling terrains filled with wild flowers right after graduation.
Soundman looks and feels elusive to the untrained eye, but if there's anything the man hates more than the white folks polluting his homeland, it's the fact that there are always two or more getting in the way of him courting you.
Clandestine trysts with Hot Pants by the lake are the only times her watching eyes soften, and her mouth loses its bitter edge. She loves you as much as she covets you, if the red ginsengs and maca roots she keeps slipping in your basket are anything to go by.
Johnny wonders where he fits amidst all this insanity. He’s been a cripple long before the incident took away his ability to walk; cripple in his feelings and how he kept drowning them out with hookups, cripple in familiar relationships, and how he would never know his father’s love for being the son who lived. The race is getting closer day by day, a gruelling 3,700-mile journey across America on horseback, backed by the most powerful corporations and potentially the President himself.
One victory, then a lifetime of glory.
“Alright, never mind.”
Taking in the awkward silence, you chuckle and hold your hands up in surrender.
“I’m just kidding, ok? Forget what I said.”
Admittedly, he isn’t mad as much as he is thankful. Getting into this Academy was the final act of mercy George could have granted before disowning his child altogether, but even then, the reputation and inspirational narrative of a now-paralyzed prodigy earned Johnny just enough attention that wallowing in misery was not an option anymore. Gyro’s company kept the bad thoughts away, but it’s in yours that they returned full-force.
He looks up and calls your name.
You blink at him, perplexed. “Yeah?”
Insecurity.
The point is, Johnny doesn’t want to spiral. He doesn’t want to curl up into himself every time you smile in his direction just to be reminded of the fact that, with no legs to move, he has no legs to run either. No choice but to face the husk of a man he had become over the years, trying to compensate for the love he couldn't get from his family.
Maybe that bullet was fate in itself; a twisted punishment from God to get back at him after the awfulness he inflicted upon others.
Maybe he could have been kinder. Seeing you at the cafeteria sometimes while you scold Diego for cutting in line and starting fights, Johnny wonders what would happen that day if he didn't do the same. If he had waited for his turn at the back like any normal person.
Maybe his soul could have stayed rotten as it was meant to be.
“Johnny, what's wrong?” You shoot up from your chair, shoulders tensing. "Do you need to lie down?”
But he wouldn't have met you.
He wouldn't even have you look at his direction, let alone sit across the table from him like this. Maybe he could have decided to be nice that one fateful day, and then what? An overnight epiphany wouldn't have magically redeemed himself from a long history of him treating people like disposable objects.
The arrogance you adored in Diego never looked pretty on him anyways.
Deep down, Johnny dreads the thought of being just another dumb blonde you would sneer at on the hallway. You wouldn’t say his name so sweetly, wouldn’t share the treats you made, and wouldn’t sit for hours just to hear him talk. Losing one of the most important bodily functions was what humbled him so much in the first place, and in hindsight, it probably was what earned him a soft spot in your heart as well.
Is it crazy if he truly believes you’re meant for him?
“Come here.”
A flash of shock crosses your face at how unusually calm he sounds. Still, the chair creaks as you move, rounding the table to face him.
“Hey, are you o—”
With one hand on your shirt collar, Johnny pulls you down to his level. A startled yelp left your lips as your knees collapsed into the carpet, the tip of your nose inches away from his.
“J-Johnny?”
You’re blushing. For the first time this morning, you’re blushing. His fingers travel from the length of your throat to the skin of your cheek, blue eyes fixating on how your lips part in awe.
“Shh…”
No.
Of course he's crazy.
But they could pry you out of his cold, dead hands.
If all is fair in love and war, the last thing Johnny’s going to do is take the back seat and watch his darling get taken away by someone else.
“You need pointers, right? On your riding posture?”
His grip tightens around your jawline as Johnny smiles.
“I’m free this afternoon. Meet me at three in front of the stable.”
You wince. “I’d love to, but I need to run some errands for—”
note: Yes, Takaichi the Prime Minister of Japan. This came to me just this morning. Special thanks to @deigosh for the inspo! please check out his FV x Bolsonaro!Reader hcs 😭
TW: this is purely satire! I do not condone any of these two's actions or views. Happy Valentine Day, y'all!
Had probably heard of you back when the 'Takaichi oshi' fervour rampant and you made the headline for winning the supermajority of Japan's lower house vote.
Valentine is deeply impressed by your charms; it's one thing to have citizens side with you, it's another thing to have them SO head over heels that your presence in the office singlehandedly revised the LDP in the span of 16 days.
He adores patriotism. You're a die-hard ultraconservative. Can I make it any more obvious?
Valentine and you see eye-to-eye on a lot of things regarding policies. Anti-immigration? Banning same-sex marriages? Go get 'em Queen, preach!
As of now, you're one of the few women he publicly endorsed and spoke kindly of.
During his visit, all of his representatives loved you as wel.
He thinks you have a nice smile. Your whole face just goes ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ which he thinks is super cute.
It's the golden age for US-Japan relation, so he's looking forward to seeing you more at the White House.
Be nice and keep investing in the US, okay? Maybe he would get the tariff down to 10% just for you...
Please, could you write HC's Funny Valentine x Reader but reader as Bolsonaro (yes, the ex Brazil president. Any pronoun, but preference for feminine pronouns please :3 )? I'm very curious to know what the dynamic between the two would be like.
LMFAO I have no words to describe how creative I found this request, I laughed so much omfg 🥀 ofc I'll do it lol
Funny Valentine X Bolsonaro!Reader
He'll talk to you about the presidency, and if you're in jail, he'll find a way to get you out and help you get back into the presidency.
He will love to discuss the things he does for his country, and he will want to know what you do and will secretly help you if you ask.
Btw, he will keep your relationship a secret, whether romantic or not; he doesn't want anyone to know.
He'll encourage you to stage a coup (coup d'état?? Idk how to write this, my bad) in my mind, that's how he is.
One of the best parts for Funny is seeing your crazy fans, he really enjoys seeing how far they go, blocking roads, holding protests, they even have choreography for protesting, he really enjoys watching that, and thinks "that's my girl"
In my head, they are very similar, so they would get along most of the time. But of course they can disagree on one thing or another and that can cause a conflict, but nothing too serious, I imagine.
Funny will help you if you feel overwhelmed, and he hopes that you will do the same for him.
He is going to ask to do skincare on you, he says you look very old, and a president always has to be elegant and presentable, it doesn't hurt to take care of the skin a little, he says. If you don't want to, he won't insist, and calls you beautiful anyways.
He will almost always be busy, and you most likely will be too, but he will want to see you whenever he can (hidden, of course).
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Hello!! I know, I disappeared out of nowhere </3 I'll explain, I'm really sorry for disappearing, and just so you know, I'll probably disappear again. Things aren't very easy for me right now, a lot has happened, but mainly I haven't had time because of my work. I'll continue writing (I intend to, at least), but it will take me a long time to reply and post. I'm sorry again! 💔 Anyway, thank you so much for the request, & for reading! <3 (and for not giving up on me, I hope lol).
I wanted to say too that I do not support Bolsonaro nor his actions (the same goes for Valentine, btw)!!! This is just a joke, nothing serious, ok?
I loved your Kaiser dating headcanon I think it’s very realistic if you want to date Kaiser I think you would need a LOT of patience
Hii!! Yes, I still write for all the work I've pinned to my profile :D Thank you sm, I'm glad you liked it and agree with me <3 Kaiser is a complicated man.
Ahems 🤓☝️ may I kindly ask for some hcs with the joefoes and jobros with kokomi!Reader from genshin impact? I think she's super pretty and an overall amazing character! Happy new year! I hope you have an amazing year◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜
Happy new year!! I hope you have a wonderful year <3 Thanks for the request, but I have to say that I don't know much about Genshin and didn't even know this character, so I had to research, I really hope it still turns out as you expected! I hope I haven't reduced her to basic and superficial things (I probably did).
Jofoes x Kokomi!Reader
Dio Brando
He thinks you are someone really very intriguing and interesting, your intelligence really makes him curious wanting to know more about you. He pretends not to care, even though he is fascinated by you and your way of living and seeing the world.
He will gift you with books that he thinks you will like. He will also let you read one of his books, if you want. He knows this isn't the kind of thing you read, but he thinks you'll like the same things he does.
Kars
When he realizes you are smarter than the others, he starts to become more interested in you and have deeper conversations with you.
He sees that you're overworking yourself and end up tired, so he asks you to rest and says that a common human like you should rest more. Sometimes you make him reflect on the fragility of human beings. He appreciates the fact that you are a dedicated leader.
DIO
He will treat you as if you were just a piece in his game, and he will take advantage of your skills and intelligence to achieve his goal. (He doesn't really care tbh </3)
He will say that you are special and unique, a truly amazing human and a sacred relic that belongs only to him. He will give you everything you desire, just to have you in his hands. He admires you, he will never admit it, but (maybe) deep down you are something rare and precious to him.
Kira Yoshikage
Maybe he underestimates you a little, but he knows you play a very important role and sees the effort you have as a leader.
He appreciates the conversations you have together, he can always maintain a good conversation between you, that pleases him. He would read with you when you were feeling tired, and would say that resting will do you good.
Diavolo
Kinda doesn't care too, like DIO :/ But compliments will come from him from time to time, he really thinks you are unique and special, different from the others. He sees you as something of his and that he wants to protect. He will try to demonstrate this with compliments.
He is also one of those who would try to please you with books.
Enrico Pucci
He will want to talk to you about your work after a tiring day, he likes to enjoy his time with you. He feels he can connect with you much more than with anyone else, so he loves having deep convs with you.
He won't let you overwork and overload yourself, he'll explain that he cares about your health and that it's necessary to have some rest time. But ofc he also understands that your work and your position are important, he will never disregard that.
Funny Valentine
He won't spend that much time with you, he's quite busy and in his free time he prefers to just have tea and talk to you about anything. He doesn't have many interests in common with you, but if the things you like make you happy then that's okay. He will never refuse to buy you something, so just ask him. He won't bite.
He also sees that his work is as heavy as his.
Jobros
Robert E. O. Speedwagon
This man always tells you and reaffirms to you that you need to rest more, he notices that you are tired and then prepares tea for you.
He makes a point of always checking on you and seeing how you are. He always says you are beautiful and very lovely, and how happy he is to have you in his life.
Caesar Anthonio Zeppeli
He likes you a lot, and he's not ashamed to say or show it (maybe at the beginning). He's sad that you don't have much time for him, but he understands.
Whenever you have time together, he will immediately notice your tiredness and ask you to rest. He will stay with you and buy some things to please you (flowers, chocolate, etc.).
Noriaki Kakyoin
At first, he finds you a bit intimidating (but he kind of liked that about you). He sees the effort you put into your work and sees how seriously you take it, he admires that a lot about you.
When he notices that you appear more and more tired and late for dates, he will know that it's because of your work. He knows that you overload yourself and end up tired at the end. He will try to do what he can to help you.
Okuyasu Nijimura
He won't fully understand what your work is about, but he knows it's something you can't put aside for him, unfortunately. He understands that, although he's sad that you can't see each other regularly.
He always says how beautiful you are, and most of the time when he does, he speaks without thinking, all silly looking at you. He really cares about you.
Bruno Bucciarati
He's a sweetheart with you, always attentive and helpful. He understands what it's like to have a busy job, so you two almost never see each other. He's always thinking about you, however.
Always worried about you, when he sees you tired he realizes that your work is overwhelming you and leading you to exhaustion.
Ermes Costello
She wish she could see you more, she gets sad that you can't see her often, and only sometimes. Always remember how necessary the rest is, she says you can take care of your work later (you can't </3) and now you have to recover your energy.
She likes to see you acting like a leader even outside of work, that makes her giggle. You are someone truly different, unique and special to her, and she will try to demonstrate that, even if she's not very good with words.
Gyro Zeppeli
You leave him impressed, the power you wield over your people is truly impressive to him, and you are also so kind and cute with him, and quite beautiful too, he is really fascinated by you.
You are a very busy woman and he is a very busy man, so you almost never see each other, but when you do, it's always just the two of you somewhere closed enjoying the time quality together.
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Hello!! I am so, so sorry for the wait ;( lately I haven't had time for anything, my life has been very busy, but I'm already writing for the other requests too.
Seriously, yesterday I was coming back from work on the bus, and there was a gigantic supporters' club shouting and yelling (from my rival team, btw lol), and when I went to get off, they were calling me an asshole, son of a bitch and things like that LOL, I held back from laughing because it was really funny, like? What did I do to you lmao. Well, today I managed to get some time to enjoy with some friends of mine, we went skateboarding around the city center, it was pretty cool!
im addicted to Midori x reader omgggg😭😭😭😭 seeing all these anons ask for him gave me the courage to request for him aswell, can I request Midori x bratty reader (nsfw) or Midori x reader enemies to lovers if that's easier ? ^^
Midori
Enemies to lovers ✩ Gn! Reader
You were kidnapped for that damn death game, and you were so frustrated with all those floor masters, you were so tired of everything and just wanted it all to end. When everyone went to the next floor, they met the real Sou Hiyori, who was called Midori by you. He was so provocative, treating the whole situation as nothing. "What a surprise, another floor master who treats us as nothing more than entertainment." Midori also thought something similar about you, "What a surprise, another bland and pathetic human, where's your personality?" but he seemed to expect something from you; you'd say one thing and do the complete opposite, and he started noticing it quite a bit. You began to realize that wherever you went, he was there. It was scary and annoying; he'd look at you with that damn provocative smile—what a jerk! You thought he enjoyed watching you struggle to survive, and in a way you were right, he enjoyed seeing your pain, he found it amusing. Looking at that damned figure with greenish hair once more, you were already fed up, rolling your eyes and saying things like "damn it, I can't stand seeing you and that fucking smile on your face anymore." This only made that bastard smile more. "You're so weird, saying things that don't match what you do, haha. You say you hate me so much, but you're always near me, aren't you?" This only made you more irritated. "Of course not, right? You're the one who's always near me, ugh." You only thought this, but didn't say it and ignored him. As time passed, his provocations soon seemed different, and you started provoking him back. In a way, it seemed fun... The idea of him liking you was unbearable and utterly unthinkable to him. Well, that was true to a certain extent; he saw something different in you, and you saw the same thing in him, and you both hated it. A master walker and a mere human trapped in that damned game of death? It didn't seem good at all. Obviously, it wouldn't work, right? Well, you were both willing to try to make it work, albeit reluctantly and insecurely. You didn't like the idea at all, but you wanted it so badly... would it be so wrong? Should you ignore this feeling or abandon all this moralizing?
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Hi! Thanks for reading! I made it sfw, so sorry if you wanted a nsfw for the enemies to lovers too, and I ended up misunderstanding </3 I hope it's good anyway!!
could u possibly do nsfw ranger / shin x reader alphabet? seperately of course! if u cant do both just ranger please? 🙏
Shin Tsukimi ─ Rio Ranger
ABC NSFW ✩ MINORS DNI
Separately!! Unrevised!!
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Shin- wouldn't be so good at that, to be honest, but I would ask if you're okay and if you want a bath or some paper to clean yourself.
Rio- He will ask you how you are and make sure you are okay, after that he will prepare a bath for you, if he is feeling willing.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Shin- I feel like he especially likes his neck, I don't know how to explain it. He likes yours a lot too, but probably his favorite body part of yours would be their thighs.
Rio-He doesn't like almost any part of his body, but the one he definitely likes is his eyes, and the same goes for you; he loves your eyes and watching them roll back in pleasure is the best thing for him.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Shin-He'll come wherever you prefer, but what he really likes is to cum inside you.
Rio-Same thing, wherever you prefer will be fine for him, but he likes to see your face covered in his semen.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Shin-He really wants to fuck you somewhere public; maybe he'll tell you this later in the relationship, he feels the adrenaline rush will be greater.
Rio-He secretly enjoys being the submissive one, but he'll never tell you that.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Shin- Very minimal experience, you might have to guide him through some things.
Rio-He most likely has no experience whatsoever, he'll try his best, and learn as the relationship progresses.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Shin- Cowgirl position
Rio- Missionary position
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Shin- He is very serious, especially at the beginning; he likes to concentrate on what he is doing, but he can be a little playful at times when he feels more comfortable with you.
Rio-He's very goofy actually, he likes to tease you, he's a little reserved at first but it doesn't take long for him to open up.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Shin- He most likely doesn't shave down there, but he'll start shaving for you.
Rio-Naturally, he doesn't have any body hair, but if he did, it would probably bother him and he would shave.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Shin- He doesn't try too hard to be romantic, but he'll do his best to make you comfortable during that intimate moment.
Rio-He tries to be romantic during this time you two are having, but it feels a little forced.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Shin- Before he started dating you, he rarely did it, only when he really needed to and needed to relieve himself somehow. Later, he started doing it a little more often, mainly when he was thinking dirty thoughts about you.
Rio-Before, he simply didn't do it because he had no sexual need. Later, he would only do it when he really needed you and you weren't around.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Shin- Thighs and waist.
Rio-None, perhaps your face begging for more.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Shin- Bedroom or any room in your house
Rio-Bathroom!! especially in the shower.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Shin- If he sees you in suggestive clothing or if you suddenly sit on his lap.
Rio-Kisses, especially on the neck, will drive him crazy.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Shin- Nothing that would hurt either of you, especially you.
Rio-Nothing to do with food, he'll hate it.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Shin- He likes to give, but even more so to receive; he holds her head firmly, following her movements.
Rio-He does too! He loves receiving, and he'll try not to be rough while holding your hair.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Shin- He starts slowly and gradually speeds up; he's not very rough, but if you beg him, he'll go harder.
Rio-It will start slowly, and get very rough, but in the end it will become smoother. He likes it that way.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Shin- He likes it, but he prefers to take his time and go slowly.
Rio-He doesn't like it! He feels he can't finish everything. But he'll do it often anyway.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Shin- He really wants to! As mentioned above, he would love to take risks, but he won't tell you that.
Rio-Yes! Yes! Yes! He absolutely loves the adrenaline rush of taking risks.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Shin- I feel like 3 is the max for him.
Rio- For him I would say 4-5, he probably has a lot of energy.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Shin- He doesn't see the need, but if you want to, that's fine by him, but I don't think he would want you to use it on him.
Rio-I don't think so! He doesn't see the point, and he'll probably refuse if you want to use it.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Shin- He's a bit of a tease, but he's good at it!
Rio-Quite a lot! He loves to tease you.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Shin- He likes to show you how he's feeling, so he moans quite a bit, but in a low tone.
Rio-He will rarely moan; he wants to very much, but he prefers to hear the sounds you make.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Shin- Sometimes he wants to say "I love you" while you're doing it, but he thinks it will completely ruin the mood.
Rio-He likes to listen to music while you two are fucking; he lets you choose.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Shin- 14,7 cm (5.8 inches) His penis would be quite pale, with a slightly pink head and some veins with a light purple tint, it would have a cone shape.
Rio- 16,2 cm (6.4 inches) His penis would have a bright red head, without many visible veins, and would be slightly curved upwards.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Shin- Not much, but he would be quite willing if you wanted.
Rio- Quite a lot, to be honest, he'll always be willing whenever you are too.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Shin- He will wait for you to fall asleep first, only then will he fall asleep too.
Rio-He falls asleep very quickly, as soon as he's sure you're okay.
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Helloooo!!! I'm sorry for keeping you waiting!! I just got back from my trip, I'll answer all the requests <3 Btw it was great at the beach, it was very relaxing.
Helloo, i think nobody will see this but I wanted to say that I'm going to stop posting for a while, since I came to the beach today and won't be back until next month, but I promise that when I return I'll write more and respond to requests <3 (and thank you so much for all the support, I'm so happy that people enjoy what I write!!
Some messages are exchanged between the reader and the main characters of SC (separately). The relationship between the reader and the characters is undefined.
I wanted to make it clear that this is just for humor, I did it without thinking too much and it's not meant to be taken seriously, I did it just for fun (and I'm thinking I shouldn't have done it lol).
I LOVE THE WAY YOU WRITE RIO,,, Could I possibly ask for one more request this time some fluff cuddle headcanons with him pretty please,, even if it's ooc !! (I treat him very ooc anyway lol he's basically a dumb purring human cat in my au-)
If you don't wanna do more than one request from the same person that's absolutely fine!! Happy Christmas by the way!
-Snow-burrow
Thank you so much!! ♡♡♡ I'm actually so happy that you like it!
Rio Ranger
Fluff cuddle headcanons ✩ Gn! Reader
I feel like he loves to cuddle with you.
He might not admit it, but when you're together in bed, his body just snuggles against yours naturally.
His body is usually warm, so you'll probably get sleepy easily when you're cuddling with him.
When he's feeling needy, he'll give you a few kisses on the head, hoping you'll do the same for him.
He LOVES it when you play with his hair (his hair is very soft) and shower him with affection.
I hope you two always cuddle together while watching a movie, going to sleep, or simply relaxing.
He loves playing with your hair too!
Depending on the day, either you're on top of him, lying on his chest receiving affection, or he's lying on your chest.
He likes to say a few sweet words to you at times like these.
He always reminds you how much he loves you, and makes a point of making you feel loved.
