#kaitistic posts

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Type of couple Solomon and MC would be:

Warning: A little spicy

MC: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Solomon, pulls out card from deck: Now, was this your card?

MC: Holy moly-

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Solomon: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

MC steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely

Solomon: That one. I want that one.

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Solomon: Are you ready to commit?

MC: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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MC: Did it hurt when you fell-

Solomon: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

MC: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Solomon: ...

MC: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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Solomon: MC, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

MC, naked in Solomon's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Solomon, already taking off his clothes: Me neither.

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Solomon: What are you in the mood for?

MC: World domination.

Solomon: That's a bit ambitious.

MC: You are my world.

Solomon: Aww...

MC:

Solomon:

MC:

Solomon: OH.

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MC: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Solomon: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

MC: Stop.

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Solomon: It's so hot in here. proceeds to unbutton MC's shirt

MC: Okay, but why are you removing my shirt.

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MC panting and coming late to class

MC: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.

Solomon: Hi, I’m "things".

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Note: None of these belongs to me. You can find these quotes anywhere and everywhere.

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Type of couple Lucifer and MC would be:

MC: If I run and leap at Lucifer, he will catch me in his arms!

MC runs and leaps at Lucifer

Lucifer: No no no! MC I'm holding coffee! drops the coffee to catch MC

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MC: So that’s my plan.

Lucifer: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

MC: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Lucifer: It fawking sucks.

MC: That’s not constructive criticism.

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MC: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Lucifer: You mean literally or figuratively?

MC: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

(Still not over the fact that he has a fawking skeleton in his bedroom. AND RIGHT NEXT TO HIS FAWKING BED!)

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MC, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Lucifer.

Lucifer: How did you do that without turning around?

MC: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

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MC: Change is inedible.

Lucifer: Don't you mean inevitable?

MC, spitting out coins: No, I do not.

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MC: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Lucifer: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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MC: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: MC, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

MC sips coffee from bowl

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Lucifer: MC and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

MC: Sentences.

Lucifer: Don't interrupt me.

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MC: Okay, truth or dare?

Lucifer: Truth.

MC: How many hours have you slept this week?

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: ...Dare.

MC: Go to bed.

Lucifer: I don’t like this game.

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Note: None of these belongs to me. I just randomly found them and thought about doing something funny like this. You can find these quotes anywhere and everywhere.

Note2: I literally copy and pasted the first and last quotes from William's version 😅

[kai-tistic]

Professional (Doctor AU!)

Ronald with (name) 's x-rays

Dr. Knox: Hey, I know we had dated in the past and ended things on a slightly bitter note, but let's keep it professional here.

(name): Okay, so what did I break?

Ronald slamming her x-rays on the table

Dr. Knox, tearing up: MY HEART (name)!

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Mammon, dressed in a three-piece suit, nice tie and carrying a suitcase of lockpicking tools: I asked if you wanted to do a CON with me.

Leviathan, in a full Ruri-chan cosplay: You could have been a little more specific!

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Note: None of these belongs to me and you can find these quotes anywhere and everywhere.

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So last time I was crying over a FAWKING burger.

And here I am AGAIN crying over a snake. More specifically the relationship between the snake and its owner.

The snake by the way looks so gorgeous. The design is extremely beautiful. I spent a long time just admiring the snake.

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Type of couple William and (name) would be:

Grelle's version

Ronald's version

(name): If I run and leap at William, he will catch me in his arms!

(name) runs and leaps at William

William: No no no! (name) I'm holding tea! drops the tea to catch (name)

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(name): Look, let’s just agree to say “I’m sorry” on the count of three.

(name): One, two, three.

(name):...

William:...

(name): See, now I’m disappointed in both of us.

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(name): Sorry, but you're under arrest for robbery.

William: What did I steal!?

(name), trying not to cry: My heart.

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(name): Do you miss the imagination of childhood?

William: I never had one.

(name): An imagination or a childhood?

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(name): Okay, truth or dare?

William: Truth.

(name): How many hours have you slept this week?

William:...

William:...Dare.

(name): Go to bed.

William: I don’t like this game.

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Note: None of these belongs to me. I just randomly found them and thought about doing something funny like this. You can find these quotes anywhere and everywhere.

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Ronald to (name): You're looking gorgeous today~

(name), her cheeks feeling a bit warm: O-oh! Than-

Ronald: HA! APRIL FOOL!

(name): W-what...

Ronald: You look gorgeous everyday!

(name), turning her face away: Shut... up... Idiot. hiding her smile

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Type of couple Ronald and (name) would be:

Grelle's version

William's version

Ronald to (name): I'll die for you.

(name): Not to sound ungrateful, but you said that to a donut last night. I don't feel very special.

Ronald: Alright, how about this?

Ronald: I'll live for you.

(name) tearing up: O-okay.

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(name) looking at the art project Ronald made: Do you take constructive criticism?

Ronald: I only take cash or credit.

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Ronald and (name) in a sticky situation

Ronald: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

(name): I think you mean tricks up your sleeve.

Ronald, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

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Ronald: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.

(name): Please never become a surgeon.

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Grelle to Ronald: I dare you to-

(name), interrupting Grelle: Ronald is no longer allowed to accept dares from anyone!

Ronald: Apparently, I have no "regard for my personal safety".

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Note: None of these belongs to me. I just randomly found them and thought about doing something funny like this. You can find these quotes anywhere and everywhere.