#kaossandra

[friendshipgamer13]

Me with my stupid chud son I never wanted

[stimlanders-collection]

Skylanders Academy Cassandra please???

Hooray women

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[hootbon]

Happy Pride Month!! Since we’re on the topic of shipping I wanted to propose my own Skylanders crackship:

How would you feel about a ship between Golden Queen and Kaossandra (Kaos’ mom) 🫢

Happy pride!!1!1

I mean I’m all for it, the show very much perpetuated that ship and I’m totally here for that. I love evil yuri!!!1!

[darkeeveeanimatesus]

Soooo.... Glumshanks raising Kaos anyone?

and bonus-

I will never not laugh at this image

[naureasta]

this is so stupid im crying why have i never noticed it

[mothmanwarble]

uuurgrgghhh i have So many thoughts about (game canon) kaossandra and her characterization in the actual games themselves vs Book of Kaos. as much as i love BoK and like to reference it often, i find myself getting less and less attached to its depiction of kaossandra as time goes on because the way she’s written in those diary entries just…doesn’t feel quite right.

i'm sitting here and thinking to myself, no, sandra wouldn’t lock her son in a cold, dark basement for weeks on end without feeding him as punishment for Not Being Evil Enough. if anything, she's plopping kaos down into an evil kid's car seat, settling him in the passenger seat of the Doom Jet, and taking him with her as she lays waste to a bunch of small villages so that he can see how a REAL evil mastermind Gets Things Done. she's making passive aggressive, disparaging comments at him throughout the trip and arrogantly praising herself at every opportunity, but she positively beams when she hears her young son cheer and clap and laugh whenever she explodes a house with evil lightning. y'know??? are you picking up what i’m putting down.

[cartoonstxrys]

Okay, look, I’m not a fan of Skylanders (I don’t think it’s bad, I just never got into the games tbh lol)

But PLEASE hear me out on Kaossandra x Golden Queen 😭🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[dragoneyelost]

The New Masters - The Corruptor - Is Complete!

The Portal Master of the Darkness, its vessel and rift into real space where the Skylanders trembled and kingdoms crumbled, hollowly skirted down the road to the deep center of his masterful creation. His lips were twisted into a deeper frown than normal, when his favored one wasn't near. His hands firmly clasped each other behind his sickeningly black robe. That soft but resilient and heavily enchanted fabric always brought some kind of trouble with it. Usually, such a thing was either directed against or moved in comical tandem with the strangely tall one of their kin. Not this time. Not tonight. And several of them were dangerously close to it being their problem.

Executions were reserved for those who failed him the worst, if not traitors. Despite the terrible reputation of the likes of Malefor and the Doom Raiders, Lord Kaos often stayed his hand. No reason to dispose of the minions who he could simply reprimand and retrain. But the son of the Corruptor did have hard constraints on his patience; he did take action on those poor fools; he did know the limits of their healing very well. His mere knowledge of it could send shivers down most of their spines. But the rest of the arcane, stygian, and ancient secrets in that oversized head? No, not even they were stupid enough to test him when he was like this. Because what he could do with an often literally electric snap of his fingers could put any Troll general, irritable Drow comrade, malfunctioning construct, or wild Spell Punk could ever compare to.

But by the Lighteater did Lord Kaos beat working for Malefor, the Doom Raiders, and Cults of Elemental Evil. Fat chance a bunch of cleaners would take their chances with the Frozen ᚻᚫᛚᛟ when even its greatest devotees were lost to the cold, let alone the faithless. The doors to that gigantic, whirring, hissing machine at the very center of his latest plans creaked open without Kaos even lifting a finger. His favorite worker was already inside, a sopping wet broom brushing away the small pool gathering in one corner of the room.

Read it here!