#kethrocyte

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Roy: I supposed we’d better smile for the cameras.

Riza: Sir, with all due respect, you’d have to pay me.

[ask-frederick]

I could hardly ask you to speak of all of them, but what do you make of some of the students in Garreg Mach’s Officer’s Academy?

“You are right; I could hardly comment on a group of people I’ve only ever known a handful of. I spoke about the House Leaders and then their lieutenants some while back... then I believe I talked about Raphael, Ashe, and Professor Seteth who I only know from reputation. Have I missed anyone that you would care to hear my impressions of? Oh yes! Those two young women that joined the Order a short while ago. One of them was Mercedes and the other was Petra.”

“As I understand things, Mercedes is quite a bit older than the other students at the Officer’s Academy. One might jump to the conclusion that she was held back a number of years, but she is hardly green when it comes to formal training. She and one of her friends in the Blue Lions House were once enrolled in a prestigious mage academy in Faerghus together, where both demonstrated quite a bit of proficiency with magic.” 

“All this said, however, Mercedes is really much more of a healer than she is a fighter. She is among the most gentle Heroes in the Order, preferring baking or amusing her friends and comrades with scary stories to participating in active combat. With how much good Mercedes enjoys doting on others, I can only imagine that her estranged brother must have grown up missing her terribly. I do hope they are able to reunite sometime soon.”

“And speaking of fond wishes for the future, Princess Petra of Brigid is simply brimming with hopes and aspirations. She was brought to the Empire as a hostage, but has managed to retain all of the dignity and poise that befits a proud scion of a royal bloodline... and quite a bit of cultural pride to boot! In short, good visitor: Princess Petra is a joy to talk to. Her grasp on the common tongue may not be absolute just yet, but she makes up for it with her charm and enthusiasm.”

“...Which can lead to a phrase or two being mixed up or jumbled together. Heh, it is almost like meeting Gregor for the first time again. In any event, Petra is very open about her people’s culture to all who show interest and it makes for some very interesting discussions. I certainly hope that when Petra returns home someday and assumes her nation’s crown, she will stay the course of bringing people together through culture, tradition, and discussion.”

“As for the others, well, we shall simply have to wait and see who shows up next. From my comrades here I have heard many a story of melancholy maidens, sour swordsmen, witty divas, aspiring scholars, and frankly frightening wunderkind, but I would personally prefer to meet them for myself before talking at length about them.”

[good-rwbyaus]

Platonic Harem AU. No one except Phyrra has any romantic interest in Jaune, but everyone likes to hug him because he's a good boy.

Nice hugs are nice!

[bad-rwbyaus]

Everyone is constantly dabbing. Nothing else changes and no one acknowledges this.

[meetthefatedones]

Saizo react to I Burn by Jeff Williams.

Saizo: It’s alright. 

[good-rwbyaus]

Ruby glomped Weiss so hard they fly through several brick walls, circle the planet three times, and land directly on Jaques, who the only person to sustain any physical injury from all this.

Could you maybe have chosen a different word?

[good-rwbyaus]

Splatoon AU. Ruby and Nora say "woomy" the most.

Feels.... cwrsed...

[good-rwbyaus]

Ruby likes to run around Weiss with her semblance to get rose petals all over her. Weiss tends to scold Ruby for doing that but secretly kinda likes it.

Nice!