#kisame fluff

[dira333]

Who needs enemies when these are your friends?

Kisame x Reader - for the Milestone Event Week 2 - @sirachano0dles

“Can I meet your friends?”

Kisame turns, the laundry basket hilariously tiny in his arms. “What?”

“Can I meet your friends?” You ask again, leaning in the doorway. You should be cleaning the kitchen, you know, but laundry is serious business to Kisame, and consequently, the only moment he won’t run away from this discussion - or, well, tackle you and distract you.

He considers your question for a moment before he points to the tall mirror in your back. “There, look at that.”

“What?”

“You’re my best friend. Meet yourself.”

“That’s not funny, Kisame.”

He grimaces. “I don’t have friends.”

“Coworkers, then.”

Something like panic flashes over his handsome features. “Absolutely not,” he barks.

“Why not? I met Itachi, he’s nice.”

“You adopted him.”

“I did not adopt him!”

“No?!” Kisame’s eyebrows rise in a challenge. “So if I’d pull out your knitting stuff right now, there wouldn’t be a half-done jumper for Itachi there for me to find?”

“He gets cold easily,” you defend the boy. “And he’s over a decade younger than us, can you blame me?”

“He’s the youngest in our group. You wouldn’t like the others.”

“Try me.”

“No.” The laundry basket lands on top of the washing machine. It’s the only warning you get. You don’t hesitate to make a run for it. 

He catches you in the kitchen, throws you over his shoulder with ease. No more discussions were held that day.

-

“Why don’t you have friends?” You ask one morning, your hand moving through Kisame’s messy bedhead.

“Hm?” He grumbles, barely awake. 

You feel a little bit guilty for exploiting him that way, but you’re curious, and he’s not budging.

“You’re such a great person,” you exclaim and lean in to drop kisses on his nose and cheeks and temple and chin. “I don’t understand why you don’t have a million friends.”

“Killed them all,” Kisame explains, yawning. He pulls you in. “Why are you awake anyway?”

“Too much energy,” you shrug, tickling the sensitive skin on his neck and grinning when he squirms. “You didn’t kill me. What’s the difference?”

Kisame’s quiet for a while. You’d think he fell asleep again if not for the way his hands tense and relax against your skin, something like a nervous habit if he ever had one. 

“Why are you asking me so much stuff about friends?” He asks after a while, grabbing your hips and pulling you closer. “Don’t tell me you’re getting bored.”

“Well,” you drag your hand through his hair again, “It gets kinda lonely when you’re away for work,” you remind him. “But I can go to the village nearby if I get lonely. Where do you go?”

“Home,” Kisame kisses your belly button, rests his head there. “What do I need friends for when I have you?”

-x- months later -x-

Blood is dripping from the kitchen table onto the floor. 

You grimace at the thought of having to clean that up, but you don’t dare voice it.

Not when the person losing all that blood is cursing like a sailor at the sight of a storm.

“Hey!” Kisame bellows, bringing in a bundle of rags from the back. “You’re a guest. Watch your mouth!”

“My head got cut off!” The guy snarls back, whining. “It fucking hurts!”

“Oh, shut up!” The guy on his right mutters. “I can’t focus like that.”

“Ow! That hurts, Kakuzu!”

Kisame grunts, dropping the rags on the table. “It better. You’re bleeding everywhere, Hidan.”

You avert your eyes from the gore at your kitchen table to raise your eyebrows at Kisame.

He grins back a little helplessly. 

“You wanted to meet my friends.”

You huff, getting on your toes to kiss him. “Next time, bring them a little less bloody.”

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••••••CRY BABY••••••

Warnings: none? Crying, being called a cry baby. Sensitive female reader

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-you were sensitive, always have been, but you never thought you were a cry baby. It wasn’t until you got together with your boyfriend that you realized just how soft you truly are

-“aww, what’s the matter pretty girl?” Your partner coo’s towards you when he walks into your shared room. Seeing your blood shot eyes, mascara smeared under your lashes, and streaks of the black ink stained against your soft skin

-“such a little cry baby, hm?” despite your lover’s teasing, he hates seeing you upset, let alone to the point that tears were shed. He’d kill anybody who upsets you, especially if they called you a cry baby. Only he’s allowed to do that.

-all you manage to mutter out is a faint ‘m sorry”, using your sleeve to wipe away the evidence of your feelings.

-“tsk, none of that baby” his words are soft, devoid of his usual taunting nature. He climbs into bed, wrapping his arms around you, pulling your small frame against his chest.

-you always felt safe around your boyfriend, allowing yourself to be completely vulnerable with him. Which, of course, causes you to let out a soft sob and a few more tears, forming a small wet spot against his shirt.

-you relax further into his chest, feeling a large hand move up and down over your back, something he took to the first time you cried in front of him. Something he does to keep you grounded. Focused. Calm.

-“come on, talk to me mama. Let me know what upset my baby.” His voice is gentle, his tone full of patience as he waits for you to catch your breath.

-he’ll never admit it, especially to you, but he loves this. Loves being able to be the one to make you feel better, allowing his own vulnerability to show, which goes against his tough nature. It only fuels his need to protect you

-he loves nothing more than having a cry baby as a girlfriend.

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SATORU, Suguru, SUKUNA, TOJI, Choso, Renji, KENPACHI, Kakuzu, Hidan, OBITO, Zetsu, Kisame, pain, orochimaru, + whoever else you see fit ^.^

[iambilliejeanok]

How they react to seeing reader cry.

Fandoms: Naruto( Akatsuki) || Jujustu Kaisen|| Record of Ragnarok

Featured: Buddha, Itachi, Orochimaru, Geto, Kisame

FLUFF OVERLOAD

🩷Buddha 🩷

He absolutely CANNOT afford to have you shedding tears and not solve whatever problem you have immediately.

Whenever he sees those tears running down your cheeks he lovingly lifts up your chin with his fingers, wiping them away with his thumb before pressing a few kisses to your lips. “What’s the matter?”, he asks, his eyebrows furrowing in concern. He really hates seeing you like this.

And he has many times before and will always be ready to fight the other gods for you. (Even though I genuinely don’t know what kind of mess you’re getting into to be stirring up gods and stuff) But since he is a god, which you don’t like to take advantage of, you try to keep things to yourself to not feel bad about the extra leg and a half you have in life. Since he loves you so much though, he will get to the bottom of this issue himself if it really comes down to it. If you’re struggling at work, with a project, family and friends or you’re not feeling well in general, he’s sure to immediately attend to those issues. But that’s only after he cuddles you to pieces.

He does show major signs of being clingy, so when your feeling upset he’s wrapped around you all day like a sweater, until he’s convinced that you’re well enough for him to leave you on your own and go sort out those issues. He’s like a personal hero. A very clingy one.

🩷Uchiha Itachi 🩷

He’s not as clingy as Buddha is, but when he does see you feeling upset enough to start crying, he will baby you to death. He turns into a koala and will literally wrap his arms around you and never let go. Not until he’s 100% certain you’re okay. And even then, he might spend some time being extra close to you just to make himself feel better.

He’s very susceptible to depression and when he sees you crying, it triggers a deep somberness inside of him that he can’t explain, and he starts overthinking, growing terribly paranoid about you getting hurt or being in any other kind of situation that would make you cry. He doesn’t tears, nor does he like the sound of crying, especially coming from you. So now you experience a season of clingy, overprotective, extra soft Itachi.

Even if you’re only upset in the moment and soon recover and get over whatever mad you cry, he still can’t help but linger around you for a week or two, taking many days off of work or finishing earlier than usual. He bathes with you, cooks each of your meals throughout the day, helps you get ready for bed and tucks you in at night. He will even treat you to a story while scratching your back before bed, and holds you tighter than usual, throughout the entire night.

You know he has some kind of a problem since his behavior is definitely not normal, but if it helps him in any way, you’ll always allow him to treat you like and you also try to reciprocate the treatment to help him snap out of it sooner rather than later.

🩷Orochimaru 🩷

He’s usually the reason as to why you cry to begin with, which at first, he pretends he doesn’t care, immediately turning around to walk away from you so he doesn’t have to watch you break down. But over time, he does take an interest in your feelings. He just feels guilty sometimes and doesn’t know how to approach you.

He knows you love to cuddle though, so he will try to use that during times like this and invite you to come and spend time with him while he works. He’ll rub your back and hold you close to him as he walks around his home and might even suggest going for walks around the large base hand in hand. He went as far as nurturing a garden with his own hands for you two to walk through whenever he upset you like this.

He doesn’t make you cry on purpose. It’s never his intention to begin with, but it happens and when it does, he kind of hates himself for a while. But he’ll never mention it and hides his guilt quite well. He loves it when you lay on his chest sometimes and he can rub your back, and slowly feel you begin to calm down.

Sometimes the poor man gets so frustrated over the sight of tears flooding your eyes, he’ll gently smoosh you into his chest and wrap his arms around you and just hold you, petting your head and rubbing your back while he tries to hush you. It’s only when it gets to this point that he’ll mumble and apology while he’s hugging you. He doesn’t mind standing with you like this until you finally calm down.

🩷Geto Suguru 🩷

He sees you crying and you’re surprised to see a warm smile plastered on his face. “Oh babe, it’s okay”, he chuckles, pulling you close against him to hug you. He’s so good at making the situation seem less dire than it actually is and prefers to distract you from your problems than talk about them.

He will address whatever cause those tears to begin with at later stage, but tries to focus on getting you passed your balling. Sometimes he’ll pick you up and rub your back while you wrap your limps around him and cry into his shoulder. He coos at you and baby talks you while he rocks you in his arms.

After endless kisses against your forehead while he cradles you in his arms, the moment he feels like your breakdown is over, he’ll tickle you. He tickles you until you’re breathless with laughter and have long forgotten to cry. You can only run away from him, and you try your best to wriggle out of his hold, and then he’s after you and the chase builds up adrenaline inside of you that totally distracts you from whatever made you cry.

You end up having to play fight him until there’s a winner, which he freely gives over to you. Once’s it’s been established that you’ve won, he’ll reward you with taking you out to your favorite place and doesn’t mind stopping to get some popsicles with you. He’s a total sucker for you when he tries to make you feel better and will even let you ride his dragon with him, the two of you flying over the nearby ocean, laying on your backs ontop of rainbow dragon, enjoying the wind brushing against your skin while you suck on your popsicle.

It’s during peaceful moments like this that he’ll finally ask you why you were so upset and now you can tell him without feeling too depressed about it.

🩷 Kisame 🩷

He’s not good with tears. He doesn’t know what to do whenever you cry and will quietly separate himself from you when he sees you getting emotional. It’s never with negative intentions, it’s just very awkward for him. What does he say? What should he do? He’s never really seen an example of how to approach the situation.

I mean at least he understands that you’re clearly having a hard time, so he will try and get as many chores out of the way as possible and will work extra hard to ensure that you don’t have to do a single thing around the house. He does grow very quiet though and won’t say much when he does find himself within your vicinity.

If you ask him to shower with you or do anything for you, he will of course. And he heavily relies on instruction during this time or else he’ll just excuse himself. If you’re having an episode and he notices you’re crying almost everyday, he becomes a bit scarce and when he’s away from you he’s constantly stressed out. He really doesn’t know what to do. He’ll humbly ask another member of the org for advice when it gets that bad, and will only come home at night to tidy up the entire house to make sure you’re chore-less the next day.

It’s only when you vent to him with tears in your eyes about why he’s avoiding you does the thought come to him like a lightbulb that he should probably spend more time holding you. He’s trying his best though I mean his traumatizing past is all he got sometimes. But he kind of likes it when you cling to him and your crying goes from making him nervous, to making him feel needed and protective.

[cosmic-glow]

Warnings: slightly salacious ending (Minors do not interact!); mention of insecurity, fighting and blood; Kisame x gn!reader.

The cave was shiveringly cold, but you were sweating from the adrenaline rushing through your body after your near death. You and Kisame have been sent on a mission to the Hidden Cloud Village. It seemed like an easy mission, so you were still having a hard time assimilating how Kisame got so injured. It wasn't supposed to have guards in that region, you were taken by surprise, were they warned of your arrival? You didn't have time to think about it, even tired with the unexpectedly intense fight, and also hurt, you needed to help Kisame. After verifying that they didn't follow you and that you were alone and safe, you went to help your colleague.

- Take off your cloak, Kisame, I need to get a better look at the wound - you grabbed the small first aid kit you had, praying you could do something with it.

- No need, I'll be fine - he said breathlessly, leaning against the wall, he was also sweating - I just need to rest a little.

- Stop being an idiot and take off your cloak, you're bleeding!

- Look who's talking, you should see your forehead. Don't waste supplies on me when you need it too.

It was true that there was a small cut on your forehead that was bleeding, but the proportion of the injuries was not comparable. Concern began to share space with the irritation that his stubbornness was causing you.

- Unlike you, I'm actually going to be fine, now stop being so macho and let me see that wound before you get worse!

Amidst grumbling, your colleague took off his cloak, revealing he wasn't wearing his usual "armor" this time, since he also thought it was an easy mission, he wasn't wearing any shirt underneath. The sight made your anger fade and reminded you of your secret crush on your colleague, your face would have been more flushed had your attention not wandered to the large bloodstain on his waist. Promptly, you grabbed the cloth to wipe the area, but before you touched it you whispered an "excuse me", Kisame turned his head to the opposite side of where you were, you then continued.

After cleaning it, you bandaged it, luckily it wasn't a very deep wound, it would take time to heal but he would be fine. You sometimes felt Kisame flinch at your touch, you were taking the utmost care not to make him feel even more pain, but that wasn't the reason. The truth was that Kisame was ashamed, he didn't want you to see his body, he didn't want you to disgust him even more, his monstrous form, his icy blue skin, he was ashamed of his body. How could you be attracted to him like that?

- I'm done - you turned your face shrinking a little, giving him privacy.

- Thanks - he took the cloak to cover himself again - Sorry for having to see this, I know it's not a pleasant sight.

- Oh no! I - you hesitated, but decided to risk it - I actually think you have a very nice body, in shape... - courage vanished and you preferred to remain silent.

- Really? - he smiled, curious - I was talking about the injury actually, but thanks - he laughed.

An awkward silence stretches through the cavern.

- Well... - your voice echoes when you break - ... We should have a fire, right? It's cold.

Kisame agrees and you prepare what is necessary since you are the one with the fire chakra. You tell him he should rest so he can recover and you take over the watch tonight. He doesn't dispute it, he just lays down, as comfortable as he can on a stone floor, but he doesn't sleep right away, he's actually staring at you. You try to ignore it, it's happened before. You have been a duo for a while now, and a great one at that, you understand each other very well, but you still don't know what that look means. You turn to him, determined to find out.

- What?

- Nothing, I was just thinking.

- In what?

- ... If I kissed you, would you kiss me back?

You froze in your place, once again you were taken by surprise that day, since when did Kisame desire you the same way you desire him?

- Why don't you find out? - You disguised the nervousness in your voice well.

Kisame stood up, a different smile on his lips, mischievous, he knelt on one leg to be at the same height as you sitting, leaned down until he was close enough to feel your anxious breathing, stopped and looked into your eyes, asking permission without saying with words. You leaned towards him and with one hand cupped his face, it was enough for him to understand that he should continue. Kisame's lips were warm, wet, he started slow, you could feel his desire build as the kiss developed, you wrapped your arms around his neck, you wanted him closer, Kisame held tight to your waist, you knew there would be a mark, and when you started to gasp he pulled away from your lips, taking leave with a light bite on the lower one.

- I think I already have my answer - he smiled holding your chin.

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🔍︎ — kisame hoshigaki ✰ fem!reader

♯ — you accidentally cutting yourself on kisame's sword.

∎ — 0.3k ✰ fluff

ⅲ — been going into my kisame phase recently after i started shippuden, so i decided to write this. please enjoy!

"what the hell happened to your hand?" kisame growled as he leaned over your smaller figure to get a closer look at your seemingly damaged skin. you attempted to hide your slashed skin under the unraveled bandage, but it didn't help at all. 

kisame took your hand into his as he examined the small—but deep—puncture wounds located on the palm of your hand. "i-it was an accident, kisame." you murmured, avoiding eye contact from his shark-like eyes. 

kisame let out a low growl that was more like a huff, "it's okay darlin'. just explain to me what happened." you swallowed the lump in your throat and grew the balls to look him dead in the eye. 

you quickly pointed to his unraveled sword—some of the parts sticking out more vulnerable than the rest. 

"samehada?" he questioned, taking a long and evidential gaze at the enlarged sword. 

you nodded, shamelessly looking away. "why didn't you tell me, baby?" kisame asked, tilting your head up by the chin to meet his gaze. you played with your fingers nervously as you said, "y-you were gone and i just—" 

kisame wrapped his hands around your waist as you began to bury yourself in his chest. kisame gently played with your hair, carefully slithering his fingers through each individual strand of your hair. "shh, it's alright." he hummed, bringing his lips closer to your forehead to plant a kiss. 

"are you mad at me?" you asked, looking up at him with glossy eyes. he shook his head, "no no no, baby. why would i?" kisame said, looking at you lovingly. "w-well, cause, you know. i'm clumsy." 

kisame let out a low chuckle and placed another loving kiss on your forehead. "even though your clumsy, baby, i still love you." kisame placed another kiss on your forehead, then on your temple, cheek, and so on. "kisame!" you said playfully, trying to push him away. he chuckled as he backed off, taking your hand into his once more. "lemme patch ya up, yeah?" he offered. 

you nodded as you kissed kisame on the forehead the same he did to you.

2022 © originally posted by @k-3nt0. please do not copy, translate, repost, or plagiarize. (reblogs are appreciated!)

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ASK: Hiiii! I’m the one that requested the orphan headcanons lol I’m now back for some fishy boy love can I have some kisame fluffy headcanons? Just him and his s/o living their best life lmao

Y’all can fight me on this one, but Kisame is not the best person to cuddle. Just keep reading! I don’t know how many of you have hugged/cuddles someone that is 90% rock hard muscle, but it is not comfortable at all. Sure his s/o can get in a comfy position but eventually, the solid rock that they are laying on will get uncomfortable and they have to shift their position.

Kissing is always a fun time. Kisame is close to being 6′4″/1.93m so any s/o that is below 5′10″/1.78m, which is still pushin’ it, it going to struggle a little bit. They have to stand on their toes and Kisame has to bend down a bit. If they are taller or the same height life is golden…sort of. If you have two tall people trying to cuddle in a bed or on the couch it does not work out that well. They most likely have to purchase a customized bed. A King-sized bed is 1.93m x 2.035m/6′3″ x 6′6″. That is not enough leg room for Kisame and probably won’t be comfortable for two people at or over 6′/1.93m tall. A California King-sized bed is 6′ x 7′/1.83m x 2.135m. There is enough leg room but it’s just too narrow for both of them. Also, his s/o can’t be all cute and cuddle next to him in bed because there are giant limbs everywhere and “omg Kisame get your arm off of me it’s too hot for all that.” They have their good moments though.

Kisame isn’t that big on PDA. He thinks all of the romance and displays of affection should be for them and only them to experience. When out and about he will stand/walk closer to his s/o but that’s it.

If Kisame’s s/o is an early bird like him they will eat breakfast together. Like I mentioned before, Kisame’s breakfast dishes are THE BEST. He owns the kitchen in the morning. If Kisame is busy cooking his s/o will make tea, coffee, or juice. They’ll have a small conversation on anything they are doing that day, what they plan on doing for lunch or dinner, and any other normal talk.

I ALMOST FUCKING FORGOT. OKAY. You know how people will compare their hand size by putting them palm to palm? Kisame does this all the time. They are chilling on the couch and then BAM hands are palm to palm and Kisame intertwines their hands. Hands down (HA) one of the cutest things he does with his s/o. They challenge each other to see who can palm a basketball the longest.

As a side note and not even remotely related to being anything fluffy-Kisame’s automatic response to crack a joke during something serious really helps when they have any couples fights comes in really handy to squash any intense feelings in the room.

{Is this fluffy enough? Let me know}

[dira333]

Beauty and the Beast - Kisame x Reader

for @missalienqueen for the Milestone Event Week 3

The first time Kisame asks for your hand in marriage, you decline it outright.

It’s not that you’re not interested in him or that you don’t trust the promise he proposes. But he’s doing it all wrong.

He’s barely twenty then, his hands dirty even if he scrubs them for hours. The stains Shinobi work leaves behind can never be undone.

“Marry me,” he asks, his feet unsteady on your doorstep, his mouth pulled into a thin line as if that could hide his uncertainty. “You’ll get full benefit if I die and-”

“No.” You cross your arms over your chest so they don’t betray you by reaching for him. “You either come back or you don’t leave at all.”

He knows better than to fight with you over this. 

-

“Marry me,” Kisame asks over the crashing of waves months later, your body shaking next to his. You’re so tired of this life, of this village where stepping out of the house can cost you everything, so tired of what they’re doing to him, to you, to everyone else around.

“No one will touch you as long as you carry my name.”

“No,” you shake your head but lean into him, seeking the warmth that sits deep inside his bones where the chill of reality hasn’t yet reached. 

You don’t give a reason this time, but he lets you be, pulls you closer as the sun finally rises again.

-

“Marry me,” Kisame begs, knowing it won’t spare your life or his. In truth, it might do the opposite.

“Not yet,” you promise him, hide him from the world in all the small ways you can.

When you leave Kirigakure, you do so without a heavy heart. Everything you hold dear sits in the one man whose hand you’re already holding.

-

The house is tiny, barely big enough to fit the two of you together, but it’s safe, far enough that no one will be able to touch you.

Here, where Kirigakure is barely more than a bad dream, you learn to create again.

You watch the sun rise over the mountains in the distance and carve their lines into wood again and again until Kisame starts selling them at markets.

You build sculptures out of driftwood, try and try again to capture the essence of an ever-moving ocean in an unmoving thing. 

Some things sell, other things stay where they are, too dear to you to be offered to anyone’s eye but yours.

It’s here where you learn to breathe again, even when you hear the restlessness rattling around in Kisame’s chest.

“Marry me,” he asks one evening, the mountains burning in the setting sun. “Even though you won’t benefit from it, even though it won’t make you feel safe, or give me any other reason to return than I already have. Marry me,” he begs, his hands like steel around yours. “Marry me because you love me and nothing else matters.”

“Yes,” you agree, the word barely louder than a sigh.

He almost crushes you in his embrace, his breath hot as he kisses you.

“Why now?”

“All the other times,” you explain, “You only thought about me. I fear I need you to be a little selfish too, sometimes.”

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Valentines Day with the Akatsuki<3

18+, suggestive themes

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Kakuzu:

Hates spending money, but will go broke simply on buying your gifts and taking you places during the day.

Will literally spoil you rotten. You’ll wake up to chocolates and other assorted gifts on the empty side of bed where he usually sleeps.

After a long day full of fun, just know this grouchy giant will D you down for the rest of the night. If you’re not wobbling by the end of it, it’ll be round after round until you can’t even remember your own name.

Hidan:

This man shows his love best through physical touch and sex so don’t be surprised when you’re woken up by his tongue between your folds.

In between all the sex he plans on having with you on this special day, he’ll make you breakfast in bed, and then take you out for a shopping spree in the nearby village.

If you try on clothes in a shop, just know you’ll barely make it outside to the alleyway behind the plaza, your shorts pulled down as he stuffs you full.

Itachi:

Sweet boy. Will have one of the members keep you busy for the first half of the day so he can decorate your shared room. Rose petals, balloons, candles, the whole works.

All the gifts he bought will be lined up on the bed in pretty red and pink bags with matching gift paper. A long and heart felt message written on the inside of a card will be placed neatly in front of one of the gifts.

To end the day, he’ll either cook you your favorite meal or take you out to your favorite restaurant to enjoy a nice meal.

Kisame:

Didn’t really understand the point of the holiday as he feels that everyday should be spent cherishing and loving your partner. Not just on a specific day.

So after speaking with Konan, he ran into town and bought the biggest bouquet of your favorite flowers, a case of chocolate, and a few other things that you’d pointed out to him prior.

The rest of the day would be spent wrapped in each others arms, watching movies and getting wine drunk while eating a hot, homemade dinner.

Deidara:

He’s so infatuated with you that he’d spend two weeks prior to v-day hand crafting pendants for jewelry and other little handmade gifts to give you.

Not only will your presents be hand made, so will your card. His somewhat sloppy script will cover the card front to back, explaining how much he loves you and how he wants to spend eternity by your side.

Deidara would order your favorite take out and take you on a picnic in a nearby flower field. Where when the night comes and the sky turns dark, he would send up some of his clay creations, lighting up the sky in pretty fireworks and explosions.

Sasori:

Just like Kisame, Sasori didn’t really get the whole craze about some dumb holiday. But, he wanted to spoil you nonetheless. So he told you to get dressed, which you gladly obliged.

The two of you visited a village nearby and had brunch before going to the theatre to watch a movie. After the film, he took you to your favorite shops, paying for anything and everything.

Sasori wouldn’t let you go the whole time, his hand wrapped securely around yours as you walked about. Planting soft smooches on your face as you enjoyed the day together.

Tobi:

For days before Valentine’s, he’d be so anxious, but in a good way of course. He had planned the whole day out weeks ago. Starting off by bringing you your favorite coffee and sweets for breakfast.

Repeating the same for lunch. It was after that, that he had you get all dolled up. Taking you into town for a museum date.

Good boy Tobi would finish the day with your favorite food, before stripping you of both your clothes. Buried deep in your cunt, as he whines and mutters about how much he loves you.

Zetsu:

Flowers. Everywhere. And I mean everywhere. He loves plants, and knows people gift their partners roses and such on this special day so what does he do? Buys a few different flower bouquets that end up littering your shared room. Bedside table? Yep. Bathroom counter? Best believe it.

Zetsu loves pampering you. He’d paint your nails to match his bright pink color. Sitting behind you as he brushes your hair. Applying your makeup for you if you wear any.

The two of you would take a long walk, enjoying the peace and crunch of the gravel under your shoes as you walk. Would find a nice place to sit near the water as you talked and shared a meal together.

Konan:

Just like Tobi, she’d have everything ready and prepared days ahead. Dinner reservations? Check. Nail salon date? Check. Making sure the book shop has that book you’ve been wanting in stock? Check.

After lunch in the village, it’s time for your nail appointment. The two of you sitting side by side as the nail techs paint and work on your nails. After paying, it’s time for the next stop. Konan would watch with a smile on her face when you pick up the book you wanted. Knowing she made sure the staff kept a copy specifically for you.

Konan would have rented out a private booth in your favorite restaurant. Keeping the entire area empty so you two would have your much loved privacy. Once the two of you have ordered your drinks is when she’d give you a heartfelt speech before dropping to her knee with a ring. Planting a deep kiss on your lips when you say yes.

Pain:

Would clear his schedule and make this a week long affair. Each day, you’d wake up to a new present or date planned. One day shopping, the next day, a movie. And so on.

On Valentine’s Day, he’d wake you up with soft kisses along your jawline before spending the whole day in bed. Watching your favorite movies and eating snacks. The room full of your shared laughter or screams if you watch horror movies.

Just like Tobi, he’d end the day covering your body in bite marks and hickeys. He’d take his time on you too, drawing out every orgasm, pulling moans and whimpers outta you into the early hours of the night.

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Happy Valentine’s Day bbys🫶🏻 if no one’s told you today, you’re beautiful and I love you. Thank you for your continuous support for my writing. Here is a bouquet 💐 from me to you