#klien

[viewingparty4one]

Rhythm of Bird Flight, Erika Giovanna Klien, 1935, oil on canvas, mounted on board, 76 × 51 cm (29 15/16 × 20 1/16 in.)

[yeezolz]

No HOW IS SHE GOING TO TELL THEM WHAT HAPPENED TO WEISS OMG SHE CRYING

[womenofwonder]

Ranking RWBY dads:

Klein

Aka the Schnee’s kids real dad

Fictional butlers always make the best dads

Even if they have multiple personalities

Especially if they have multiple personalities?

Probably the only person who can make both Weiss and Winter laugh

Also knows robot first aid…somehow

Great butler dad

Ghira Belladonna:

A bit very awkward, but nice

Guess we know where Blake got it from

Taught his daughter how to be a rebel

Maybe a little too well

Don’t mess with his family

He will apologize to the guys trying to kill him but if you mess with his family you are dead

The definition of ‘looks like they could kill you, is really a cinnamon roll’

Adam is really lucky he and Kali didn’t get their hands on him before Yang did

Gives his depressed daughter the unconditional love and support she needs

Pietro Polendina

yet another great single dad

RWBY has a lot of those, doesn’t it?

Loves his daughter and wants to protect her despite her being a badass robot who can usually handle herself

Literally sacrifice a part of his soul for his daughter

Twice

And maybe three times…we’ll have to see

Lie Ren the first

Sacrificed himself to save his son

Is probably a great dad but we barely see any of that because he dies

Ilia’s dad

Did dangerous and hard work to give his daughter a chance of a better life

Again, he’s dead so we don’t know much about him

Taiyang

Supportive dad

Taught his daughters how to fight as soon as they could walk

Will not stop with the dad jokes

He did sorta neglect his daughters after the death of his wife. He was obviously going through a lot, but this still keep him from being the best RWBY dad

Qrow

technically more of a crazy uncle

Is really good with kids despite being…well, Qrow

Taught Ruby everything she needed to know about wielding the most dangerous weapon in remnant without her losing any of her limbs

Taught both girls how to be video game champs

Is generally great

But did go into a depressive episode during season 7 and hit Oscar

So still not the best RWBY dad

Rhodes

Let abused kid stay in abusive situation

She was literally being tortured and he did nothing about it

Tried to captured her when she finally snapped and killed abusive caretakers

Could of honestly done anything other then what he did and Cinder would have turned out very different

Jaques Schnee

A snake with a mustache

Emotionally and mentally abusive

A bit physically abusive too

Gave all his kids serious issues

Is just generally a horrible dad in nearly every way

But somehow not the worst

This beautiful gif was made by Dragon lord the king of dragon on animo btw

Ironwood

Oh boy, this will make the fanboys mad

Gave Winter a decent father figure that she desperately needed, and encouraged her to spend more time with her sister

Didn’t let Jaques get away with treating her or Weiss like trash while he was around.

But on the flip side

Tried to murder her

As soon as she disobeyed him

So…yeah.

At least Jaques never tried to kill any of his kids

Marcus:

Wins the worse dad award easily, which is pretty impressive

Heck, wins the worst parent award

He’s worst then Salem!

Abused and tortured Mercury for 15 years

Then tried to kill him

Yup, we have a winner here folks

[formula1diedin2009]

MONTE CARLO, MONACO: (L-R) Christian Klien, George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon and Mark Webber pose outside the Jaguar garage for a photo-call as the official guests of Jaguar Racing, to promote the forthcomimg film Oceans 12 after practice for the Monaco F1 Grand Prix on May 22, 2004, in Monte Carlo, Monaco. (Photo by Mark Thompson/Getty Images)

[rosery-doll]

Jacques, watching Clue: Whitley! Get in here!

Whitley: Yes, father?

Jacques: Go tell Klien hes fired and he is to leave the premises immediately

Whitley: What are you going to be doing?

Jaques, fear in his eyes as he watches Tim Curry: Hiding in the a panic room till the maniac is gone

[northforwinter]

JACQUES YOU FUCKER! HE FIRED KLIEN!!!

[artsyloch]

Yves Klein 

dry pigment and synthetic resin on gauze laid down on panel 36 ¼ x 28 ¾in. (92 x 73cm.) executed in 1959

[sammyjeantho-blog]

So excited for ethan and hila. Honestly Teddy Fresh is amazing ♡