#konnard

[sublimepudding]

he's showing him a game theory video

ref I used (found it on pinterest):

[weewoow-20706030]

TimBerKon but Bernard and Kon are dating first and the try to get Tim into their relationship in progressively more elaborate plans.

[bruciemilf]

Clark, physically moving Hal away from Bruce like he's a pestering cat: Sorry, I need him for a second

Hal:

Hal: what the hell--

Bruce: is there a reason you picked Hal up like Alfred the Cat?

Clark: yes :( Bruce, can you give me some parenting advice?

Bruce, contemplating stabbing himself with a batarang: No

Clark: Great! It's about Kon.

Bruce, knowing damn well Kon is his favourite super: go on

Clark: I think he has a crush on this boy who does conspiracy theories on YouTube, -- and he thinks this Bernard kid is a better writer than me, which, hey I won a Pfizer and you can't spell anything without autocorrect, --

Bruce: Clark.

Clark: Right! How do I make him understand I'm skeptical because Bernard is a relatively good writer and not because he's a boy?

Bruce: We had to stop you from ripping out Mike Pence's spine last week

Clark: Come on, Bruce, that doesn't mean anything! Any decent person would do that

Meanwhile:

Kon: What do I do, Cass? You always have the best solutions

Cass:

Kon: Why didn't I think of that sooner! You're the best, Cassie

[lazaruspiss]

[robiinjason]

Here’s how timberkon can still win (text from here)

[doeeyeddyke]

idk what beef that one konbernard fanatic has with tim but it's funny and like encourages more konbernard so i'm not complaining

[sketchingtons]

Bernard and Kon sunglasses swap! ✨

(Tim takes a direct hit, all according to Bernard and Kon’s plan Akshsj 😂 )

[yuriinadress]

It's his year